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PostPosted: 13:49 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Neighbour becoming more ridiculous Reply with quote

A good few months ago a family moved in opposite us on a corner plot. They proceeded to fill the road with vans. They then built a huge extension (I have no problem with that bit) and everyone has put up with the noise/comings and goings etc etc. yesterday they turned up with a JCB and a tractor with a big trailer and proceeded to dig up the garden. They blocked the road for most of the day but theres another way round so I can live with that too. By 6 last night the road was caked in mud, an inch deep at points and it had started to rain. The JCB has pissed diesel all over the road, and it stared to rain. The only effort made to clean the road was to pick up the lumps with a shovel.

I dont want to be the arsehole here but his house is on a junction, and this twat has covered it in two of the most slippery hazards possible - at the same time, and doesnt appear to give a flying fuck. Im considering making an anonymous call to the highways agency, that way if anyone does come off on the mud then they will be covered as the bloke will be at fault. Is this a bit of a cunts trick? Im guessing that speaking to this moron isnt going to make a shit of difference as he hasn't bothered about anyone else yet so why should he start now?

Whats the law concerning spilling a load of crap on the road?

On the other hand he has about three fit daughters so I dont want to get into the bad books Shifty
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: Neighbour becoming more ridiculous Reply with quote

Villers wrote:
On the other hand he has about three fit daughters so I dont want to get into the bad books Shifty


I'd say, sleep with the daughters, get into the family infastructure so that the dad trusts you and then start to influence his decsions and make him less of a tw*t Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like a pikey family so I wouldn't go near the daughters Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sparks! wrote:
Sounds like a pikey family so I wouldn't go near the daughters Laughing


Ewww, <spits out pubes> I'll get me coat
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Afaik if someone spills something like diesel all over a public road someone (highways agency?) cleans it up then bills the culprit.
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think we can rule out pikeys, its a pretty posh estate and the house was 180K before he started any work on it. Thats up here in North West cumbria too, so its not a 1 bedroom flat in London!

Its just his lack of respect for anyone else thats pissing me off. Im getting the idea hes going to concrete the garden and use it to keep his work vehicles on. Now surely thats not allowed, its the same as someone running a taxi place from there house and parking them all outside. He would have to have his house as a designated buisness would he not? Then surely he wouldnt get planning permission for that?

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PostPosted: 15:35 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi

Think there are rules on change of use, but not sure whether that comes under needing planning permission or not.

You can report it to the highways authority. They might do something (or just add it to his tab for future reference).

All the best

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PostPosted: 21:17 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a deisel spill on a junction with the A41 near where I live and I reported it to the Police stating it was Very Dangerous. They sent a patroll out straight away to look and within half an hour the road had been cleaned and sand put down to soak the remains up.

Worth a try. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finglonga wrote:
There was a deisel spill on a junction with the A41 near where I live and I reported it to the Police stating it was Very Dangerous. They sent a patroll out straight away to look and within half an hour the road had been cleaned and sand put down to soak the remains up.

Worth a try. Thumbs Up


The fuel line on my car was cut (dont know why) one morning, rang the police to say theres petrol all over the rad, they said put some sand down, and hung up Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just ask him not to leave so much of a mess all over a public highway, as you don't fancy crashing. Cleaning it up is easy, you just need a shitloada meths or white spirit, pour it on the roead, leave it for 20 mins or so, the hose and wash away.

If the prick does it again after you've had words then i'd recomend stripping bare arsed naked apart from a loin cloth, donning some war paint, standing on the roof of his car at 4 am with a sledge hammer, unleashing a war cry and swinging the sledgehammer into each window in turn. accompany each swing with its own war cry for best results:D

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PostPosted: 22:35 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:

The fuel line on my car was cut (dont know why) one morning, rang the police to say theres petrol all over the rad, they said put some sand down, and hung up Rolling Eyes


Must admit I expected that but they sorted it out very quick...Must have caught them on a good day. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

07.00 am Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If the prick does it again after you've had words then i'd recomend stripping bare arsed naked apart from a loin cloth, donning some war paint, standing on the roof of his car at 4 am with a sledge hammer, unleashing a war cry and swinging the sledgehammer into each window in turn. accompany each swing with its own war cry for best results:D


excellent sig quote material there jack nice one!! Laughing

Trouble is I read in the paper today that a guy caught some yobs smashing his windows and he ran them over in his van, think id rather crash!!
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds kinda mad BUT his got 3 fit daughters Thumbs Up Mr. Green


i say try get @ LEAST 1 of them wet 1st then do road second Mr. Green

how old ROUGHLY are they all anyway? & you?
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 26 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Villers wrote:


Im getting the idea hes going to concrete the garden and use it to keep his work vehicles on. Now surely thats not allowed, its the same as someone running a taxi place from there house and parking them all outside. He would have to have his house as a designated buisness would he not? Then surely he wouldnt get planning permission for that?

Git.


If he is going to run a business from a residential area then he will need planning to run it from his house. if he doesnt get planning you can report him to your local council or the correct authority and they will fined or something like that but im not too sure about what would happen to the mso it could be worse than just a fine.

If he was to apply for planning it is highly unlikely that he will get it because of the area being residential and then it would be a gateway for other companies/businesses to do it aswell. we had something like this happen down my street but not to the extent that it has happened to you,they are running a small business from there but it does not affect us so we have not said anything Thumbs Up

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