Most used bike related sayings on BCF?

[Noggin]

Just a bit of a fun thread to be honest. I remember when I first joined there were a few sayings about bikes that seemed to repeat themselves. For example:

The R6 can kill you....

The R1 wants to kill you!

Along those kinda lines. Anyone remember any others, related to bikes?


Craig G(Noggin)
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Current bike: kawasaki zx12r 2002
Track bike: yamaha r6 1998
Old Bike: honda NSR 125 1998

[Andy C]

[Davo]

For BCF the most common one seems to be. I Crashed

[Luke_Retrofly]

"160 mph"

No matter what, everyone says they were doing 160mph.

Eg, "was filtering at 160 MPH"
"top speeds 160MPH"
"kicked his wing mirror off a 160MPH"

You get my drift

Luke
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Flounced - Long overdue
Fuck you bitch I'm in the top 10 list I can do the what the fuck I want!

[0ddball]

Aprilias blow up.

My 50 does 80mph/My 125 does 120mph

[strag]

'How much do you pay for your insurance?'

https://coptalk.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/yawn-715813.jpg
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carbon bling

[LustyLew]

I think 'O RLY?' is a contender!
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Like a Yorkie - I'm not for the girls

[Luke_Retrofly]

"siggis a cunt"


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Flounced - Long overdue
Fuck you bitch I'm in the top 10 list I can do the what the fuck I want!

[NSR Mick]

[queen of string]

which is the best 600 sports bike? and the winner must be " how do i get my knee down?"
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"Eat food, not edible, food-like items. Mostly plants."

[daz|n00by]

Clique
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"Its Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away!!!!!!" "Lifes a bitch and then you Die"
"I`m a tool, one with just enough intelligence to know it, just enough spirit to resent it...but not enough backbone to do anything about it. " Siggi 2006 pure class.

[Bendy]

"Here are some pictures of my GSXR"

[Robby]

"Its a kawasaki, so its bulletproof"

...6 months later

"Where can I buy an engine"


"Legendary Honda reliability"

....3 months later

"I've got this intermittent electrical problem."

[Flip]

"Here's me scraping my sh1t on a roundabout".

[TheShaggyDA]

"I'm leaving the forum" (c) 18Aprilia, 2005/6
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Current: CB500 Previous: CB100N, CB250RS, XJ900F, GT550, GPZ750R/1000RX, AJS M16, R100RT, Enfield Bullet

[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[Finglonga]

1....How do I wheelie?

2....How do I get my knee down?

3....Whats the best way to fix.....?

Usually in that order.

Oh and how do I adjust my chain?
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Andy Sez....
F.Y.Y.F.F.

[Lawnie]

I passed/failed

[tokarev]

1. "Oh my gosh, you weren't wearing protective gear! Terrible"

Then numero 2 (probably said by the same person who said the above lol);

2. "I done 180 mph on some road (err...private road officer). hehe"

[ram_doom]

"making progress"
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TL1000s, KDX200

[Raffles_Gentleman Thug]

"I've dun my CBT/Booked Theory/Not booked test/Saved £12.01/Nxt bike Ducati 999/Fireblade"

FFS you're 17, you'll end up on a CG125 as we all did!

oh and the ever popular

"what will happen to me i've been caught'



and of course

'this is a pic of my accident'
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"Is sir addressing me or is he masticating on a house brick? Because either way sir loses his teeth."

[Raffles_Gentleman Thug]

Oh i almost forgot:


"Hi i'm 16 how much will it cost for me to insure a R1 next year after I pass my test?"
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"Is sir addressing me or is he masticating on a house brick? Because either way sir loses his teeth."

[jay_666]

[McGee]

May not be bike related but its gotta be O RLY? for the win

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Raffles_Gentleman Thug]

[john2]

"what do you do on your CBT"
"Can you fail your CBT"
"i passed"