Come on guys....

[killa]

I went clubbing last night for my girlfriends friends birthday.
Now, when I’ve been single I have my ways of reeling a girl in, sometimes I’ve fucked up but more than often my casual way of doing things works pretty well.

So I’m with 3 pretty girls, the guys are wandering all over the place, when I here some bloke near me say
“Aaaa, you got a boyfriend?!” In a sluury loud, drunk kinda way.

OMG, what the hell is that about? My missus turns to him and says “Yeah, he’s there…” and turns to point at me.
Cue his look at me
Cue my look of death at him

Well that went well didn’t it?
FFS, what ever happened to making a girl feel good first, or I don’t know, perhaps a chat about something or a drink!..
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[Dragonfly]

what ?
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[Barry_M2]

[Dark]

Was he a chav?
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[Finglonga]

[Kwaks]

I know what you mean Killa, if they are gonna try chat a girl up at least put some effort in
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[Rookie]

[Dragonfly]

a the :penny:finally dropped! !

yeah i get ya now. should hear some the crap that gets said to me. no wonder men dont get anywhere in clubs now adays. is there osme place you go to learn them cheesy boring lines that make us woman . buying a drink is so much better.

once this fella chated me up really badly me and my mate said you not even going to get us a drink and he said " what am i going to get out of it" ????
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Rookie]

[Dark]

I've never made a move on a girl in my life, never had to fortunately
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[mr jamez]

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Always works
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[hazza]

i have never ever chatted a girl up because i fear rejection too badly, i just wait for them to approach me, or their friend does
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[Misc]

Rape time.

[Dazbo666]

[andrea]

Last time some guy asked for my number i said "why?"

Anyway i normally do the chatting up...

"Wahey nice arse can i buy you a drink?"

[plugger147]

only if your paying for the hotel too.
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[stinkwheel]

Last time I took my girlfriend to a club in Edinburgh she got chatted up too....


By another girl .

Took her a while to twig (she was pretty fit too).

[Villers]

Cos buying a girl a drink is really easy in a club nowadays. 'You want a drink? NO fuck off you rapist'. Last time we had a champagne binge we couldnt give a glass away for love nor money. The current state of the country has hit pulling hard

On the other hand I have terrible hearing, I think I have either damaged ot or have perforated ear drums. When people talk to me in clubs all I can hear is blu blu blu, blu blu, blu blu blu. Its like they are talking with their hands over their mouths. So when I chat up a girl I have to nod and laugh and hope I get it right!!
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[Shaun]

Thanks for letting us now how you would prefer us to chat up your girlfriend Killa.

[TL666]

I used to know a lad that would go and chat up a girl that he liked, buy them a few drinks and then sh@t in their handbag when they weren't looking . I know it sounds disgusting and far fetched but its the truth. Very, very sick individual

[Ste]

[Sephiroth]

I'm the one that usually gets chatted up when I go out.


By guys....


They always think we're lesbians....



Hmmm

[killa]

[Visitor Q]

I will never and have never bought a girl a drink i intended to shag.

Fuck that, theres no need.

You come across desperate, and they take you for a ride.

I know too many girls (lesbians included) who chat up blokes, get a drink, then fuck off to their partners

Women
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