Todays blonde moment.

[Flip]

When checking if that brown stuff on the bottom your trainers is dog sh1t or not by sniffing it...

Don't do it with a mouth full of food.



Share your blonde moments here.

[michael j]

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Ducati 996

[Rookie]

Don't test whether the paint stripping gun is on high or low heat by putting your hand in front of it.

[lozzypop1]

Place your cup of coffee on a different shelf to a tin of woodstain.
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Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.

[daz|n00by]

Dont try to act like a hero and lift a 10 foot RSJ into place when youve been registered disabled with a f00ked back for over 11 years
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"Its Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away!!!!!!" "Lifes a bitch and then you Die"
"I`m a tool, one with just enough intelligence to know it, just enough spirit to resent it...but not enough backbone to do anything about it. " Siggi 2006 pure class.

[Dragonfly]

[bazza]

Card-carrying member of the kill switch club, me.
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"That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[Yoshi]

My mum said earlier talking about big brother "so if there was only one with nominations, would only one be up for the public to vote out?" she is a muppet
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Present: GS650 Katana - Getting ready for summer touring!
Past: TS50, RS50, ZXR400, LT80, TS250

[syl]

For some bizarre reason, I stuck my index finger in a light bulb socket when I was replacing a blown bulb (I'd thrown the bulb onto the sofa and wanted to see if it was an ES or bayonet fitting). Of course, the switch was on. Schoolboy error!
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Current bike: Kawasaki Z750S

[ram_doom]

Dont hammer a drift when your thumb is on the end of it...
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TL1000s, KDX200

[Lawnie]

[cagiva gezzer]

[sv_cath]

My mate once asked if we were going all the way to the coast on the M25...

I have had more blonde moments than I can remember... I'm sure if Andy sees this thread he'll be more than happy to let you know a few!

[Dragonfly]

i drove with my chokes on and chonked out the engine and was trying to figureit out for ages when the other half came along and said the chokes where on, i pretended i just turned them on to try and start it about 6 miles i drove, so it ended up being blamed on the petrol.

shhhhh thats my secret.
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[msgander]

when your toaster catches fire dont carry it in front of you and run out the door.......
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Always believe that your guardian angel flies a bit faster than you...............

[Dragonfly]

never stick a suction cup of mini basket ball hoop to you head and expect there not to be a round circular love bite type mark that you cant hide with make up i was drunk at the time. many many years ago.
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Walloper]

Lean your nice, shinny bike over onto the side-stand when said side-stand has not been deployed yet
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W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair

[lozzypop1]

[Dragonfly]

[McGee]

Forgetting to put feet down at a traffic light when pulling up on the GSXR then realising just in time. Ended up with one leg in the air and the bike about 4 inchs off the ground in front of many a spectator.

Still saved it from touching the ground though
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Walloper]

[jonboy22]

[Dragonfly]

i was bored one day sitting in my exs bedroom and he was asleep. i was messing with his pellet gun and i filled it with gas and wanted to see what the pressure was like when you shot, so i shot myself in the hand at close range it was sore i should have checked if it was loaded. he was actually awake and watching me, ended up near wetting himself and i wa crying.
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Clanger]

[Dragonfly]

omg i cant stop laughing at this thread! my ma thinks i been sniffing gas or something. poor clanger! i keep visualising things that happened on this thread



. sorry *wipes tears from eyes*
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.