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PostPosted: 22:35 - 01 Aug 2006    Post subject: Todays blonde moment. Reply with quote

When checking if that brown stuff on the bottom your trainers is dog sh1t or not by sniffing it...

Don't do it with a mouth full of food.

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PostPosted: 22:37 - 01 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:37 - 01 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't test whether the paint stripping gun is on high or low heat by putting your hand in front of it. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 01 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Place your cup of coffee on a different shelf to a tin of woodstain. Sick
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 01 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont try to act like a hero and lift a 10 foot RSJ into place when youve been registered disabled with a f00ked back for over 11 years Sad Crying or Very sad Hand
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: Todays blonde moment. Reply with quote

flip wrote:
When checking if that brown stuff on the bottom your trainers is dog sh1t or not by sniffing it...

Don't do it with a mouth full of food.

Sick

Share your blonde moments here.


i just spat my drink all over the computer lauging reading that lol

for mine, how long can you type till you run out of space? Shocked

emm trying to start your bike and going mad cause its fecked and relising when dad comes ll the way to look at it your kill switch is on Embarassed dad:"works better without the kill switch on daughter dear" Rolling Eyes

putting the milk inthe cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. what! they go there!
its a new thing.

walking into rooms and forgetting why i am there is one i am good at also.
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PostPosted: 01:06 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Card-carrying member of the kill switch club, me. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:21 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mum said earlier talking about big brother "so if there was only one with nominations, would only one be up for the public to vote out?" Laughing she is a muppet
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PostPosted: 01:28 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some bizarre reason, I stuck my index finger in a light bulb socket when I was replacing a blown bulb (I'd thrown the bulb onto the sofa and wanted to see if it was an ES or bayonet fitting). Of course, the switch was on. Schoolboy error!
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont hammer a drift when your thumb is on the end of it...
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PostPosted: 01:49 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
Card-carrying member of the kill switch club, me. Thumbs Up


I think most of us have done it!
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmahon wrote:
For some bizarre reason, I stuck my index finger in a light bulb socket when I was replacing a blown bulb (I'd thrown the bulb onto the sofa and wanted to see if it was an ES or bayonet fitting). Of course, the switch was on. Schoolboy error!


Exact same thing, but sat in a pup trying to get a lamp to work. Mates wondered why i bounced all over the place.....
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mate once asked if we were going all the way to the coast on the M25...

I have had more blonde moments than I can remember... I'm sure if Andy sees this thread he'll be more than happy to let you know a few!
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i drove with my chokes on and chonked out the engine and was trying to figureit out for ages when the other half came along and said the chokes where on, i pretended i just turned them on to try and start it Embarassed about 6 miles i drove, so it ended up being blamed on the petrol. Rolling Eyes

shhhhh thats my secret.
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

when your toaster catches fire dont carry it in front of you and run out the door....... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embarassed never stick a suction cup of mini basket ball hoop to you head and expect there not to be a round circular love bite type mark that you cant hide with make up Shocked i was drunk at the time. many many years ago.
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lean your nice, shinny bike over onto the side-stand when said side-stand has not been deployed yet Embarassed
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
Lean your nice, shinny bike over onto the side-stand when said side-stand has not been deployed yet Embarassed


Awww noooo!!
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
Lean your nice, shinny bike over onto the side-stand when said side-stand has not been deployed yet Embarassed


was there an audiance for this? Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forgetting to put feet down at a traffic light when pulling up on the GSXR then realising just in time. Ended up with one leg in the air and the bike about 4 inchs off the ground in front of many a spectator. Laughing

Still saved it from touching the ground though Mr. Green
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McGee wrote:
Forgetting to put feet down at a traffic light when pulling up on the GSXR then realising just in time. Ended up with one leg in the air and the bike about 4 inchs off the ground in front of many a spectator. Laughing

Still saved it from touching the ground though and made it look as tho I meant to do it Mr. Green

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PostPosted: 16:25 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stick wrote:
when your toaster catches fire dont carry it in front of you and run out the door....... Embarassed


Brilliant!!

Never try and make a cheese toastie with a normal toaster and then use a metal for to "unstick" it while its still on...

Blond moment a mate told me about a few weeks ago:

The two lads in the front of the car were discussing where they were going, one said that he thought that they were heading roughly due north so they were on the right track. The blonde in the back piped up saying that there was no way they could be going due north as they were going down hill........
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was bored one day sitting in my exs bedroom and he was asleep. i was messing with his pellet gun and i filled it with gas and wanted to see what the pressure was like when you shot, so i shot myself in the hand at close range Embarassed it was sore i should have checked if it was loaded. he was actually awake and watching me, ended up near wetting himself and i wa crying. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
Lean your nice, shinny bike over onto the side-stand when said side-stand has not been deployed yet Embarassed


Oh yes.... Embarassed the shame of it!
I was laid for at least 10 minutes under my bike before I got help from a passer by!
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 02 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

omg i cant stop laughing at this thread! my ma thinks i been sniffing gas or something. Laughing poor clanger! i keep visualising things that happened on this thread



. sorry *wipes tears from eyes* Laughing
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