Should men shave their bits!!??!!

jonboy22 · Crazy Courier Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Karma :

Was just having a random chat about Merkins the other day with a mate of mine and we were mentioning the amount of care and attention that some women put into grooming their bits / fu fu's / poonies / fanjitas / etc...

She then asked if I um...groomed myself Embarassed

Now on the one side, there is nothing worse than seeing a Stavros in his white speedo's with what looks like a beard above each thigh, and then again there's nothing more penis shrinking than taking a sharp implement to your nethers.....

SO should men trim Question

The subsequent answers could seriously affect you swimwear decision for the rest of the summer so if you enjoy speedo spider leg combination then don't read on.....

LewisD · Crazy Courier Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Karma :

I trim.. just tend to get some Grade 1 hair clippers on it.

But never shave.. not after a couple of times when i razored it all up.. the itching.. dear god it's unbearable. Although it feels great for the first 3 days.. sheer agony after that though Smile

So, tidied up = good.. Razors = bad Smile

tribal_tiger · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Karma :

God no!!!!

Then you couldn't get the wax out and do a speedo pant mustache!

I prefer the Salvidore Dali style!
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Barry_M2 · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Karma :

Hell yeah, I do. Not all of it, but have a bit of a trim up and keep it looking tidy. Makes it look bigger too! Wink

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jonboy22 · Crazy Courier Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Karma :

Should have done a poll I think.

Isn't it a bit porn star wannabe shaving your bits?? Be interested to hear what the female of the species has to say on this matter...

FreshAL · Sir Crashalot Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Karma :

I'd expect any woman I was with to at least be trimmed and tidy, so it's only fair to return the favour.

Shaving would be too weird tho

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

men only shave it to look bigger Mr. Green

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FreshAL · Sir Crashalot Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Karma :

I trim it cos I don't want my bird to be coughin up hair balls half way through giving me head

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

getting clock springs in her teeth Laughing

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andrea · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Feb 2006 Karma :

californian only thank you Laughing

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

what that? Eh?

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andrea · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Feb 2006 Karma :

waxed, the whole lot... Cool

Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

You guys must really try and visit some of the other sections on this forum Laughing

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Caveman for the win Wink

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lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

Who particularly gives a sh1t????

As long as it's clean Sick

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Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Trimming is OK. Shaving is bad. Unless you're shaving a girls pussy. That rocks.

suzi_bandit · Traffic Copper Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Karma :

If you don't want your bits to be itchy and sore when the hair is growing back then waxing is your best option.
You don't batter an eyelid in the knowledge that your wives/girlfriends have it done. It's not like it hurts them any less but you would no doubt complain like feck if you were about to go down on them and was faced with an unkempt, grizzly minge!

You know every month when you're afraid to go within 10 foot of your other halves because they're acting like a psycho b1tch from hell?
You put it down to PMT?
Well, PMT it ain't!
Rip the girls kegs off and you'll see her underneath bits resemble a plucked chicken. She's in pain!

And here's you wooly woofters complaining about having the odd trim!
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mr jamez · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Karma :

Personaly don't like having a big bush down there, can't find the damn thing Wink

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fanta pubes
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