Homosexuals in changing rooms

..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

Just got back from the gym and witnessed the usual naked men parading around and admiring themselves in the mirror Laughing

Then I noticed some bloke kept glancing over at me. Now it was probably nothing but it crossed my mind that he was having impure thoughts Shocked

Then I thought being gay must be great - go to the changing rooms and perv on everyone - It would be like going to the female changing rooms and eyeing up all the ladies getting changed Thumbs Up

I'm going to start a campaign to make all homosexuals get changed in the opposite gender's changing rooms. That way I can eye up lesbians when they go in the male changing rooms and when the lezzers are a bit thin on the ground I'll just make my wrist go a bit limp and head off to the ladies for a good perving session.

Everyone's a winner Thumbs Up

Wee Eck · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Karma :

Come across to germany where the sauna's are all mixed and in the nude Thumbs Up

. You just used to it after time

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Cillit-BANG · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Karma :

I thought all men that go to gyms are gay Exclamation

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Cillit-BANG · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Karma :

Or to those who prefer to exercise in the fresh air away from mirrors to stare at one's or otherone's finely honed man tits Very Happy

I really really don't get gyms at all.

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

When i was young i went into a swimming pool in Holland and nearly died when there was men in the same changing room, you could even showr with them and the toilets where unisex. Some man even wiped off his trunks and gave me an eye full at the age of 11 Shocked

no bother to anyone else.
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Villers · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Karma :

Ive thought about this at work. We have about 5-600 people on our plant and a fair handful have a hankering for gardening on a slant.

Its a bit strange to think that a homosexual man could be stood next to you in the shower. (Especially when you are young, handsome and athletic like myself Rolling Eyes

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The problem comes with discrimination. The company would be shit scared to segregate incase of complaints. On the other hand you would have the pervs claiming to be gay just to get into the ladies dressing room.

I thought three changerooms would be better. Straight ladies only, straight men only and 'don't care'. Again that would have the pervs in, the biggest problem being the women wouldnt play fair and go in!!

Difficult subject! Laughing

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damnas · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Karma :

Hell yeh, I'd claim to be gay!!
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Scouse · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Karma :

You must of been looking at him a fair bit to know he kept looking at you. He's probably gone home thinking that you were the one perving on him. Laughing

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zaknafien · Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Karma :

Ah gyms, the posers paradise. Laughing

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Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

The great outdoors doesn't have a well stocked weights room, staff to give advice, or air conditioning.
So fuck that.

Teamcalibra · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 07 May 2002 Karma :

Cillit-BANG - you're talking shit mate.

I presume that I am what you call a meathead .

1) Wrong. How can I weight train without weights in a park?
2) At the gym I attend we do have people who want to better themselves. There is nothing wrong with this.
3) In 15 years time I will be 42. Anything could have happened to me by then and far worse than a saggy fat bloke.
4) Try a better gym
5) Your immune system must be weak if you catch so many colds, etc. Try staying in and not mixing with people.
6) We're not asking you to lick the machines.
7) Most stupid point you have made so far. Nothing else needed.
8) Incorrect. Your are misinformed. Come back when you are more aware.
9) Don't know. I go to the gym in a tracky and after training leave to have a shower at home.
10) Why would it be free to do it?

I still find time to enjoy the countryside and take holidays. Never been to a centre parks.

Honestly you have raised some really stupid points. You're welcome to you opinion of course but they have made you sound dense. Thumbs Up

phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

Anyway as far as I know there's always been a homosexual in changing rooms.

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Fran · Traffic Copper Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Karma :

Well there you go, peeps think that air con and paying to exercise indoors is the way to go - thats why we are so fucked! how much better would it be if peeps walked or cycled to work? rather than drive? Rolling Eyes

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Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :

Seeing as I'm comfortable with my sexuality, I couldn't give Two Shits if there are Homosexuals in the changing rooms.....

When I used to be a member of Fitness First I'm sure there were a few that were members as well...So what.....

Only time you need to worry is when one of them is Affectionatley known as 'Teabag'.....
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Mister James · I want to believe! Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

Gyms are very useful tools to get fit - I've got no problem with them as long as people don't live there!

I'm struggling to get fit again since my crash, If I spend an hour at the gym I can pace myself, do some weights when I get tired, alternate activities and generally be pro active about exercising. I'm less likely to get bored and stop working out than I would be at home, because I've had to make the effort to get changed and get to the gym in the first place.

There's no way that I'll go jogging on the streets with my current level of stamina, I'd probably collapse before I got to the end of the street, and I'd be far too self-conscious to achieve anything significant. At the gym, people expect to find unfit fatties, so in the grand scheme of things I feel a lot better because I'm better off than many of the other patrons. That might seem petty, but all sports and exercise rely on confidence and determination.

Of course I'd rather be out playing rugby or cycling up a mountain, but until I get fitter and move to a less urban area neither of those are an option.

I spend all day in a dangerous, dirty and unpleasant environment. When I come home and go to the gym, I'm actively looking for a clean, air conditioned and safe environment where all I have to do is sweat.

Dodging needles and hoodies while I stagger round the park wheezing ticks none of those boxes, so you can keep it.
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