The Hamond jokes have started

beast rider · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

! WARNING ! This joke may offend ! WARNING !

Do not read if you are easily offended.........

What has Kate Moss and Richard Hamond got in common?

They both got smashed on Top Gear!

Barry_M2 · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Karma :

The thing is, I bet once he recovers, he'll find them quite funny.

They will probably even get read out on TopGear! Laughing

I can see Clarkson now, ripping the piss out of him on the next episode.

Thumbs Up

____________________
ZXR750R (M2) - For the road.
CBR1000 RR4 - For the track.
https://www.bikechatforums.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4332

FreshAL · Sir Crashalot Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Karma :

https://apholt.net/upload/getwellsoonHAMMOND.jpg

Spoonman · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 24 Aug 2006 Karma :

lol!! ah it ok - you just know he'd laugh at them too!

LUXY DJ · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Sep 2005 Karma :

yea soo bloody early for them but funny still Thumbs Up

____________________
GSXR750
(FAR FAR from standard) www.gixerjunkies.net

Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

I'm surprised they're so late; the usual internet joke turnaround time is about 6 hours, it certainly was in the case of Zindane and Irwin. Confused

v4forlife · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 Mar 2003 Karma :

apparently, jeremy clarkson was saying to the bbc that he got a smile out of hammond when he told him the only reason he is in hospital is cause he is a crap driver, lol.
____________________
www.wilcollinsphoto.co.uk

carvell · Scuttler Joined: 05 Sep 2003 Karma :

BBC are reporting that Jmaes May says that Richard is talking.

binge · Emo Kiddy Joined: 02 Jul 2004 Karma :

That comic strip style "joke" isnt too bad. the first one is just pure shit though. Not funny at all.

Not because its "offensive" but because its plain shite! Laughing

Be good to see Hammond get well and get back on the show, I personally thaught he was the better of the 3.

<|ben|>

KevTM · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :

comic strip thing is pretty good Thumbs Up

hope the wee gadgie gets well soon!

beast rider · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

What has Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common?..........

They both have skid marks on their helmet.

cqueen · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Karma :

Argh man thats rank! Laughing

McJamweasel · BCF Junkie Joined: 22 Mar 2002 Karma :

For Sale: One Hammond organ, spares or repairs only. Email J.Clarkson@topgear.co.uk for info.
____________________
BCF: Be yourself, just don't be an arse.

Disco · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Karma :

Did you hear that Jeremy Clarkson was caught having sex with Lilly savage?

Another Top Gear crew fucked by a dragster!

(Sorry but heard it the other day so couldn't resist putting it on here!)
____________________
Now you see me, Now you don't!

steveh · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Karma :

When the police arrived at the scene they isntantly said drugs could of been invloved.

.. they said it was top gear like..

Rolling Eyes

____________________
Current : 06 Zx10r, 07 Wr450f SM, 74 850 norton commando, 63 bsa b40, 1962 Triton 650, 67 Triumph Tr6r, 1955 Triton 750, 1978 TY250E.

Noggin · Traffic Copper Joined: 27 Feb 2004 Karma :

#insert moan here#

Craig G(Noggin)
____________________
Current bike: kawasaki zx12r 2002
Track bike: yamaha r6 1998
Old Bike: honda NSR 125 1998