Peter Andre and Jordan duet (before dubbing)

[mazz]

I couldn't move for laughing, it really is that terrible.

https://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html

[Misc]

This is why most 'professional' singers never sing live, because they can't, yet they still get paid for it. I remember Ashlee Simpson getting booed of staged because of how awful she was, she now is the richest teen star.

Has Jordan even released a song yet?

[daz|n00by]

WTF i think my ears are bleeding omg please dont tell me anybod yis ever going to buy that piece of dog shite.
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[lozzypop1]

Now now.....

Please take into consideration all that weight on her chest putting pressure on her ribcage....
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[Barry_M2]

Peter starts singing, i think, well, bit out of tune, but he's not exactly good in the first place.. then........

Jordan starts!

Jesus f**king Christ!!!! I nearly spat my tea over the keyboard, that is terrible.
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[pwntifex]

MY EARS!
Good god, she is completely tone deaf.
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[Katie]

Oh My God.

I couldn't help it I was sitting there with my hands over my mouth, and I'm actually embarrassed even though I'm on my own.

He's not that bad, sounds a bit like someone is pinching his nostrils together though! Everyone's going to hate me but I do love Jordan, ever since I read her books. But that, is bloody awful! It sounds like something you'd hear in a kid's school play!
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[killa]

It's as if something has been rammed against her tonsils to often.....
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[daz|n00by]

I,m going to set that as my ring tone... it should help to scare some kids on Halloween at least.
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[Rookie]

I've got tears running down my cheeks. I agree with Barry, Andre is singing and while it's certainly not good, it could pass for music, given some of the trash around. Then - bosh - Jordan starts. And I'm in Blackpool, it's £1 a pint night, and the locals have put on a karaoke night.

[carvell]

This has been doing the rounds for a little while - I'm fairly certain the final version has been mucked around with by some net geek to make it sound awful.

I remember seeing the chav pair sing it live on TV (and it was live) and she sounded fine.
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[Resurrection]

Jesus i couldn't even manage to get 2 mins into it before one of my eardrums gave up and commited suicide

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[LUXY DJ]

lol i got it in a email this morning & i LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[steveh]

sounds like someones holding his bolllocks and his nose and making sing... AND MY GOD jordons just started singing... i can sing better, sounds like a 12 year old.


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[carvell]

Has noone read my post?!

That's not the original, it's been fecked with by a net geek to get the response you're all giving.
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[LUXY DJ]

lol i read the bit saying she sound fine on live tv LMFAO

fine is a bit of a strong word to use for her singing NO WAY WAS IT FINE!

mariah carey's voice is FINE(although she's 1 woman whos up her own arse)
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[Syx]

I'd like to laugh, but she's better than me! Ah what the hell