Lighten Up You Lot.

[Walloper]

15 BLOKES CHASE A PAKI THROUGH MCDONALDS AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

POLICE ASKED A WITNESS WHY HE DIDN'T HELP.

HE SAID "TO BE HONEST I THOUGHT 15 WAS ENOUGH"
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[Barry_M2]

I shouldn't, but..


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[Paddy Blake]

Stand back from the fan.

[beatnck]

[Didge]

[tatters]

Got this in a text.

[LewisD]

I got a funny text recently..

[quacker_boy]

I hate being racist but sure, i'll join in

What'd you do when you see a dead paki riddled with bullets? Stop laughing and reload.

What'd you do when you see a paki drowing in a swimming pool?
Take your foot off his head
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[colin1]

ive said it b4, but race hate stuff belongs in current affairs section, spiced up with a few 'facts'
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[Mister James]

Hardly - 'They' ain't going anywhere, which makes it all wishful thinking, and thus Random Nonsense.
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>Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
>Bazza Wow. Eyes like a shithouse rat, you...

[Walloper]

Well we regulary take the pish out of each other in this country.
Scotland,
Ireland, Wales
and England.

But we get on with it without having acts of parliment to stop the ribbing.

Oh eh sorry for putting England at the Bottom of the list.

The question of culture and religion and current affairs is comedy.

One mans Joke is another's sorrow.

Sel lavvee.

To balance things on bcf why not have a 'Poke Fun at a Culture Week' or summat?

ego egressio,



What do you throw to a drowing Paki?


His wife an' weans...
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[tribal_tiger]

Text i got

[Walloper]

What do you call a pregnant Irish woman going through an airport?




A 'Dope' Smuggler.
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[Suzuki]

[Annabella]

[Finglonga]

........
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F.Y.Y.F.F.

[Misc]

Why are all black people fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
Vinegar!

What do you call a half Thai half Black?
A tycoon.

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

[Teaman]

what do you call a black man on a pushbike?
Thief.

a black man in a suit
the accused

whats the diff between a black man and a push bike?
if you chain a bike to a railings it dunt start singing old man river

anyway, it seams that the only jokes you can say nowadays are ones about ugly people but thats pushing it
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There is no point in ranting about someone stupid because there is nothing u can do about it. There is no cure for stupid.
Someone stupid does not realise they r stupid.stupidity is indistinguishable from malice U just have to accept that some people are thick as p1gsh1t and work around them.

[dransy]

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[Didge]

A reporter walks up to Stevie Wonder, and asks him how it felt to have been born blind.
Stevie replied, "It could have been worse, I could have been born black!"

Have you heard about the Irish parachute?
It opens on impact.

Have you seen those new Italian steel-belted radial tyres?
Dago forwards, dago backwards, and when dago flat, dago wop, wop, wop, wop.

Q) Why is it traditional for women to get married in white?
A) All kitchen appliances are finished in white.

[Rejimbo]

How do you stop 8 black men from raping a white girl?
Throw a basketball

What do you do if theres a blackout on your street?
Beat him

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
The police

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jailbreak

[Walloper]

What does it say on the bottom of a Dublin Dairy Milk bottle?


Open other end.


What does it say on the top of a Dublin Dairy Milk bottle?


Read bottom for instructions.


What's Black and Walks into walls?

Stevie Wonder.
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[pd666]

what does wife stand for

Work

Ironing

Fucking

Etc
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[Walloper]

What do you call the black spot on the sole of an African elephant's foot?


A Darkie that couldn't run fast enough.

I think we better cool it.

They'll shut us down.
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