I need some advice...

[funmonkee]

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my VMax next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve cover on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?



sorry wrong place to post! but the main forum seems a bit giggle-less these days
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[Sephiroth]

Made my laugh

[funmonkee]

Merry christmas when it comes... its been a shyte year for me! hope the next is better... Happy New Year!!!
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[Sephiroth]

As no one else seems to be replying, what's the Vmax like? My mate used to have one.

[funmonkee]

Erm not really a very fast bike. I'd say very quick off the mark for a 20 year old bike. Has bags of character though and standard or tastefully mod'd bikes are lovely. I had my 97 from last April and killed the engine this April/May (piston thru the front casing...long story). Currently got a 99 carbon edition; had to get the engine rebuilt by a couple of guys on the Scottish section I do like my Vmaxii.. Corners are interesting btw,,,but not as bad as the popular myths
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[gadfium]

Quality post VMax.dude
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[andrea]

Very good

[extreme3d]

Just what this section needed Made me smile

[wristjob]

rule number 1 people who cheat think they have all the bases covered.
rule 2,they think you have no idea.
rule 3,its very easy and cheap to catch them at it.
rule 4 vmax's are a bit special(once you get the front wheel inline with the back)
a voice activated digital dictaphone on top of a kitchen cupboard will collect good evidence,(usually about 20 sec after you go out with your mates.(£30)
if she has a car you can do the cheap pay as you go phone in the boot and track it online(£20)
just be somewhere unexpected a couple of times(almost free) that will freak them out

[Rawker]

id take the bike to the dealer, and return her to the shop you bought her from and ask for a refund or the younger model.

but lovely post!!! made me spit irn bru on the screen for second time 2day,

(dylan morran in black books made me do it first time)

[brianmcewan.co.uk]

Brilliant, nice timing at the end where it comes to the girpping part
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[keokai]

thats class

[irving]

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[sagiliam]

Lol..still chuckling. Forgive me retardedness but are you being serious?!

Edit...er probly shud of read the whole post before replying.

"My mum sent this to me a few months back!"

[funmonkee]

[sagiliam]