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PostPosted: 15:47 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: valentines poems/messages Reply with quote

I'm looking for some ideas and suggestions as to what message I could put in a valentines card (I know it's abit early). I don't want anything that's all mooshy with I've always loved you forever and ever because it's a girl i'm interested in but unsure as to whether they feel the same, she's quite a close friend though so I don't want to ruin that if she doesn't have the same feelings, just something to let her know i'm interested. Either something funny and non serious (nothing rude) and i'll just tell her I like her when I give her the card or something romanticy but not mooshy. Not really sure.

Are their any famous/well known poems/poets people know of? It doesn't even have to be valentines related just something pretty maybe?
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
I like spit roasts,
I hope you do too.

I personally think Valentines day is the most pointless day in history. It's just another excuse for card companies to cut down more trees and make more stupid money. I prefer to have a special day for me and my girlfriend which actually means something to us. May 17th is ours.

Another poem I just made: -

I woke up on Valentines day and you moaned it was still painful,
I held your head at the sunlight and cried, it's only F***ing anal!

So beautiful.
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:

I woke up on Valentines day and you moaned it was still painful,
I held your head at the sunlight and cried, it's only F***ing anal!

So beautiful.


Bought a tear to my eye Wink
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glen wrote:
Bought a tear to my eye


So you're jons mrs.
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PostPosted: 16:50 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brilliant Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:53 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

'If these flowers don't get me a shag I'll rape you instead.' Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:
I personally think Valentines day is the most pointless day in history.


No girlfriend then Jon? Or just not a romantic? Wink
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Adam_P wrote:


No girlfriend then Jon? Or just not a romantic? Wink

Got a long term girlfriend and I am a romantic that refuses to abide by societies commercialism.
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Adam_P wrote:
Jon B wrote:
I personally think Valentines day is the most pointless day in history.


No girlfriend then Jon? Or just not a romantic? Wink


I think you should be romantic every single day... grand gestures not necessary! Rolling Eyes
Although if you joined chat there's been a fair few suggestions for poems Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

lozzypop1 wrote:
I think you should be romantic every single day... grand gestures not necessary! Rolling Eyes


I agree, so do I, but as it's valentines day then some people make an extra effort. Just because its turned commercial means that people should do what they feel they should, saying what you actually feel is the most romantic thing.
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embarassed I actually quoted the wrong post.... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got some well soppy poem from mr hellkat the other day, and not even for Valentines (which I dislike also).

I'm used to receiving short texts from him, saying "Can you call me" or perhaps short declarations of lurve.

But last week I got an incoming text from him which needed updating twice before it was complete, and THEN there was a second half in another message.

It was far too well-spelt for his usual style, so I suspected someone had sent him a similar text and he just changed my name into the relevant parts. But no!

Turns out that his downstairs neighbour (a happy clappy Bible-bashing Iranian, of all things, with somewhat dark soulful eyes and distractingly long hair - to take my mind off these attributes, I have nicknamed him and his mates as "the terrorist cell") ... but he's apparently a bit of a romantic, musician poety type, and as Andy had told him of all his feelings about me, between them, they concocted this:

(you'll have to excuse the lack of punctuation: the poet is from foreign, and Andy's half illiterate)

My love kat my kat oh my life I see you wherever I look wherever you are there is a divine fragrance of spring and hyacinth you are the gem of honesty you are the manifestation of friendship your heart is like a beautiful pearl it has embellished the ocean of my existence my soul and heart are with you evermore you are the spring of fulfilment and joy my present and future are defined in you my kat you are my hope you are my companion

In all moments no sorrow remains when you are with me my beloved you are the crown on my head you are the sweetness in fields of reeds andy your love forever
(and then lots of kisses)

Sick

I was so suitably impressed that tears sprung to my eyes, but I managed to bluff it out and hide them from the Girlies.

Then when I turned up there, they had found a picture of him and me together, and had framed it, with the poem properly stanza'd down the side.

So its a job at Hallmark Cards for the terrorist, then, and positive blowjob karma points for mr hellkat.

Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aach, maybe its just a reminder to value that special person in your life?


I feel sorry for the school kids that don't get cards.

As for cards in the shop, they are so pricey!

I'd see it as a good excuse to make a special meal at home and buy some special wine etc etc
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just stand naked at the top of the stairs, wave my willy at Mrs Shaggy and go "woooooooo!".
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PostPosted: 17:41 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would probably work for me.
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found one for you:

Please don't spaz if I should ask you out.
A guy can ask a girl out on a date.
If he likes the girl, I mean, why wait?
Taking risks is what it's all about.

So we have some dinner, maybe dance,
Go out to a bar and have a drink.
You ask me this or that and what I think.
No need right away for a romance.

Why not just two people having fun,
Being with each other, nothing more.
And then, or then not, opening a door
To see what else might happen with this one.

Made me chuckle at least Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

It took me about 20 mins to work out the rhyming pattern on that one! ^


I'm going to be skint this Valentines day. Sad All those gifts i have to buy myself......... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last year for valentines day I bought myself a new digital camera, a nice lens, a flashgun, and a camera bag. Laughing

This year I'm skint, so will probably just take Annabella to a MacDonalds to sit in the carpark with our music on loud whilst we compare the stripes on our trousers. Wink
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

This valentines day will be spent sadly alone. Next year God only knows how fun My Fiancee and i will have. As for roamnce, if you look in the 'be more romantic' thread and read what i put in there, i'm like that just about 100% of the time. At the end of the day, if you beloved makes you feel that way, poetry will write itself, if you ask me words are never good enough to really describe what you want to say, they'll never convey the same emotion as an embrace where your partner can feel the aura and the energy and the intensity.
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm treating myself to a shiny set of Pirelli Diablos and a new AGV S4 Lid, girlfriend will get a slap up dinner and the best 30 knee-trembling seconds of her life Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 30 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheShaggyDA wrote:
I just stand naked at the top of the stairs, wave my willy at Mrs Shaggy and go "woooooooo!".



*Takes notes*
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PostPosted: 02:19 - 31 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I sent my girlfriend this one Valentines day (Not work safe, likely to offend. You have been warned Laughing). Went down quite well I thought Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 04:52 - 31 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:22 - 31 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sephiroth wrote:
TheShaggyDA wrote:
I just stand naked at the top of the stairs, wave my willy at Mrs Shaggy and go "woooooooo!".



*Takes notes*


Good idea....But thats me fecked...I live in a bungalow. Confused
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 31 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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