|
|
| Author |
Message |
| gimpy limp |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 gimpy limp Nearly there...

Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 15:47 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: valentines poems/messages |
 |
|
I'm looking for some ideas and suggestions as to what message I could put in a valentines card (I know it's abit early). I don't want anything that's all mooshy with I've always loved you forever and ever because it's a girl i'm interested in but unsure as to whether they feel the same, she's quite a close friend though so I don't want to ruin that if she doesn't have the same feelings, just something to let her know i'm interested. Either something funny and non serious (nothing rude) and i'll just tell her I like her when I give her the card or something romanticy but not mooshy. Not really sure.
Are their any famous/well known poems/poets people know of? It doesn't even have to be valentines related just something pretty maybe? ____________________ -=[Sam/b]=- cx500's the only way to travel, we do it in style just like jimmy saville
msn addy - sam.barwick@ntlworld.com
https://pre-auto.com/cx500/rat_and_survival_gallery_2006 |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| JonB |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 JonB Afraid of Mileage

Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 15:59 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
I like spit roasts,
I hope you do too.
I personally think Valentines day is the most pointless day in history. It's just another excuse for card companies to cut down more trees and make more stupid money. I prefer to have a special day for me and my girlfriend which actually means something to us. May 17th is ours.
Another poem I just made: -
I woke up on Valentines day and you moaned it was still painful,
I held your head at the sunlight and cried, it's only F***ing anal!
So beautiful. ____________________ Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Glen |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Glen Spanner Monkey

Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Shaun |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Shaun Likes 'em bent

Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Black Knight |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Black Knight World Chat Champion

Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 16:50 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
Brilliant  ____________________ Where does a turn end? 'Where you can do anything with the gas you want to, where you are brave again, where your attention is free from the turn, where you are sure you can do it better next time; that's the end' - Keith Code. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Rookie |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Rookie World Chat Champion

Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 16:53 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
'If these flowers don't get me a shag I'll rape you instead.'  |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Adam_P |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Adam_P World Chat Champion

Joined: 23 Jan 2004 Karma :  
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| JonB |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 JonB Afraid of Mileage

Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :  
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| lozzypop1 |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 lozzypop1 Certified MILF!

Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 17:05 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Adam_P |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Adam_P World Chat Champion

Joined: 23 Jan 2004 Karma :  
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| lozzypop1 |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 lozzypop1 Certified MILF!

Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 17:30 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
I actually quoted the wrong post....  ____________________ Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| hellkat |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 hellkat Super Spammer

Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 17:30 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
I got some well soppy poem from mr hellkat the other day, and not even for Valentines (which I dislike also).
I'm used to receiving short texts from him, saying "Can you call me" or perhaps short declarations of lurve.
But last week I got an incoming text from him which needed updating twice before it was complete, and THEN there was a second half in another message.
It was far too well-spelt for his usual style, so I suspected someone had sent him a similar text and he just changed my name into the relevant parts. But no!
Turns out that his downstairs neighbour (a happy clappy Bible-bashing Iranian, of all things, with somewhat dark soulful eyes and distractingly long hair - to take my mind off these attributes, I have nicknamed him and his mates as "the terrorist cell") ... but he's apparently a bit of a romantic, musician poety type, and as Andy had told him of all his feelings about me, between them, they concocted this:
(you'll have to excuse the lack of punctuation: the poet is from foreign, and Andy's half illiterate)
My love kat my kat oh my life I see you wherever I look wherever you are there is a divine fragrance of spring and hyacinth you are the gem of honesty you are the manifestation of friendship your heart is like a beautiful pearl it has embellished the ocean of my existence my soul and heart are with you evermore you are the spring of fulfilment and joy my present and future are defined in you my kat you are my hope you are my companion
In all moments no sorrow remains when you are with me my beloved you are the crown on my head you are the sweetness in fields of reeds andy your love forever (and then lots of kisses)
I was so suitably impressed that tears sprung to my eyes, but I managed to bluff it out and hide them from the Girlies.
Then when I turned up there, they had found a picture of him and me together, and had framed it, with the poem properly stanza'd down the side.
So its a job at Hallmark Cards for the terrorist, then, and positive blowjob karma points for mr hellkat.
 ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| J0Al1 |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 J0Al1 World Chat Champion

Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| TheShaggyDA |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 TheShaggyDA Repost Police

Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :  
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| hellkat |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 hellkat Super Spammer

Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :  
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| lozzypop1 |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 lozzypop1 Certified MILF!

Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 17:42 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
Found one for you:
Please don't spaz if I should ask you out.
A guy can ask a girl out on a date.
If he likes the girl, I mean, why wait?
Taking risks is what it's all about.
So we have some dinner, maybe dance,
Go out to a bar and have a drink.
You ask me this or that and what I think.
No need right away for a romance.
Why not just two people having fun,
Being with each other, nothing more.
And then, or then not, opening a door
To see what else might happen with this one.
Made me chuckle at least  ____________________ Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| freestyler_onli |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 freestyler_onli World Chat Champion

Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 17:49 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
It took me about 20 mins to work out the rhyming pattern on that one! ^
I'm going to be skint this Valentines day. All those gifts i have to buy myself.........  |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Suzuki |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Suzuki Roger

Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 17:54 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
Last year for valentines day I bought myself a new digital camera, a nice lens, a flashgun, and a camera bag.
This year I'm skint, so will probably just take Annabella to a MacDonalds to sit in the carpark with our music on loud whilst we compare the stripes on our trousers.  ____________________ <Simple> no I'm shaven Jon
<Simple> it is a big enough hole.. I'll leave it now
Ride: 1999 Suzuki GSXR600 (yellow/black) IRC: Stats - Relationship Map |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| oddkid |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 oddkid Nitrous Nuisance
Joined: 16 Nov 2006 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Glen |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Glen Spanner Monkey

Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Karma :     
|
 Posted: 18:02 - 30 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
I'm treating myself to a shiny set of Pirelli Diablos and a new AGV S4 Lid, girlfriend will get a slap up dinner and the best 30 knee-trembling seconds of her life  |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Sephiroth |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Sephiroth World Chat Champion
Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| MarkJ |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 MarkJ World Chat Champion

Joined: 11 Apr 2006 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 02:19 - 31 Jan 2007 Post subject: |
 |
|
I sent my girlfriend this one Valentines day (Not work safe, likely to offend. You have been warned ). Went down quite well I thought  |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Luke_Retrofly |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Luke_Retrofly Silly Lesbian

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Finglonga |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Finglonga World Chat Champion

Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| beans |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 beans Scooby Slapper
Joined: 12 Feb 2005 Karma :  
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 19 years, 72 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
 |
|
|