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scorps
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: lost my virginity today Reply with quote

wing mirror virginity that is, i feel so proud of myself, i never even wobbled.
so i hope the little raceboy shit who tried to force me into oncoming traffic because id dared to filter to the front of the queue at the lights on the way home from work is feeling pretty pissed off that he has lost part of his obnoxious shitty little car, im still mad by the way i wanted to follow him home and beat his burburry capped little head in
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

did you keep the mirror as a trophy? Wink
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would have picked it up and chucked it at him lmao.

These things happen, as long as your ok Smile
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

as long as he didn't get your number plate and some witness details you're fine.
imo it's not a smart thing to do unless the witnesses would deffinately see that you had a good reason.
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: to be honest Reply with quote

there were witnesses who saw him try and force me into the oncoming traffic, infact one van driver shouted at him but i still feel good
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you think someone's got your number and is gonna call the tax collectors, get your call in to the police first with a complaint of some chav trying to run you off the road.
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice one!! Good to see you stood up for yourself, what he did was more than enough reason IMO.

Good on you Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: lucky thing is Reply with quote

the can driver who swore at him had his company logo on the side and the company is one of our customers so i doubt id have any problems, mind they arent a small company so may not know which van was there unless they have trackers like us, most of the chav drivers round this way went to school with my daughters and know not to mess with me so im hoping the idiot has moaned like feck to his mates and the penny has dropped with them and theyve realised who hes peed off, on the bad side he may find out where i live but i have my own neighbourhood watch living next door lol
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 13 Mar 2007    Post subject: Re: to be honest Reply with quote

scorps wrote:
there were witnesses who saw him try and force me into the oncoming traffic, infact one van driver shouted at him but i still feel good
Very Happy


That must have helped, its good to have support from other right-minded motorists.
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PostPosted: 01:53 - 13 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn you I was expecting a sexual disaster such as "She stubbed her toe on a bedpost and bit my bellend off"
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 13 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soul_Trader wrote:
Damn you I was expecting a sexual disaster such as "She stubbed her toe on a bedpost and bit my bellend off"



PMSL Laughing
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scorps
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 13 Mar 2007    Post subject: well soul Reply with quote

that would have been a physical impossibility as i am a lady
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 14 Mar 2007    Post subject: Re: well soul Reply with quote

scorps wrote:
that would have been a physical impossibility as i am a lady


Little Britain

"I'm a lady"


Hee hee


On a serious note Thumbs Up for taking his wing mirror. I would have taken his f in head. I hate it when people try to stop you from filtering! wtf is that about!!
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PostPosted: 14:42 - 14 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know it isnt the correct thing to do but neither is putting your life at risk, you did what you had to do Thumbs Up

Welcome to the club Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 14 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing I lost mine the other day - 2 Mirrors - one each side (One knocked me into the other)
I kacked myself at first (Im sure I didnt do any real damage or id have cops ere now)
But I know he was beeping his tits off for me to look back Neutral
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 14 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

i havent done it in ages.... but when i did, i laughed my arse off. same scenario, a chav thug in his poorly modded renault clit-o... all i heard was abuse from 5 cars back......

wont be doing it for awhile now though.... wheres the spills section? as i got knocked off today and have some crap pics to share.
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 14 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations!
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