oh no! pending caravan!!!!

[snapperslappe...]

help!

The misuss has decided that when she passes her driving test, she wants to buy a caravan

How the hell do i get out of this one?

[pwntifex]

Just shout "COME TO YOUR SENSES!" and maybe slap her with a glove.
That should sort it.

Either that or give her a whiff of chemical toilet.
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[jimbothe]

Show her a few videos of brainiac on sky 1 and look at her like you mean it.
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[Ant]

run across the road infront of her when she's on her test!

On a serious note tho.... Good Luck!
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[thegubner]

pay some one to cut her feet off, if she cant drive then she cant tow a caravan








its simple if you think about it

[pwntifex]

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[thegubner]

hmmmmm, hands as well? but then no hand jobs




thinking about it just jab her in the eyes with a fork, no vision, no licence, and she cant ever "see" you copping off

[Visitor Q]

In all seriousness find a friend with a caravan you can borrow. A weekend in rainy wales in some rotting husk of a caravan that smells of mould should put her off.

Hopefully she hates its, before she discovers it /after/ buying a caravan.
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[Adam_P]

Divorce/seperation...

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[Davo]

Take an angle grinder to the back of it.

Voila, bike trailer

[lozzypop1]

Can she tow a caravan after just passing her test?

(I'm unsure of what the law is, thought I overheard someone say new drivers couldn't - Not on their licence or something don't quote me on this though )
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[Johnny GSX-R]

Yep, Loz is right, there are restrictions on towing for newbie drivers.

However, there is NOTHING wrong with caravanning, i have one and the dreaded 4x4 (well , 3 of them TBH) and its a great bit of fun.

[Johnny GSX-R]

https://www.companycardriver.co.uk/services/towing/

[lozzypop1]

[snapperslappe...]

phew.....cheers Johnny GSX-R...... I may get away with it for a few years at least.....

Every childhood holiday ( appaert from the obligatory disneyland and eurodisney ordeals) was spent in a caravan. I used to love Devon and the Lakes......

i thought i had escaped when at 13 i was too tall to fit in the bunk beds, so got trusted to say at home but now it's coming back to haunt me.

[plugger147]

yep it's true, she'll need to take another test to tow anything.

I believe the cut off date was jan 1997, same as 17 seat minibuses and anything over 3.5t.
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[sagiliam]

tell her that if she gets a caravan you wont have sex with her ever again.......................................


















Actually, she probably wont notice the difference anyway.............





Smear her in butter is my only suggestion

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[Lady Loner]

EASY solution, just NEVER tell ANYONE where you hid the body
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[Pie-Roe]

Caravans are good when they arent used any more:
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[Flip]

Aversion therapy.

Punch her full in the face everytime she says the word 'caravan'.

[craigie b]

rent one maybe, let her try it out and see if her mind changes?

[G]

I believe you are fine to tow a caravan providing it is under 750kg if you have just passed your test.

The obvious solutions I'd go for are a) get a caravan that has the back cut out so you can load a bike into it (popular racer trick) either to take along for fun or for trackdays.

b) Get a proper motohome converted van that you can load a bike into for the same purposes .

If I had space to keep a caravan I'd have probably done so ages ago!

I'd definitely be renting one first - though it might be your mind that's changed if your used to tents! However, it is quite a bit of hassle to tow a caravan in a car I suspect - not quite so bad when I've done it in a van, but still not great. Definitely takes a bit of getting used to - wait to the first time you have to do a three point turn, then refuse to get out to take the caravan off the car and see if she still likes them.