Assassins MC - New Members

[McGee]

Do you need a hug.

Having rules is one thing, yours just straight up take the piss.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Paddy Blake]

Thanks for that arseassinsmc cult I mean club.But not for me.

Paddy.

[yorkshirelad3]

has ayone else started making arangements to head out to south africa??

Lets buy bright red leathers, head out there, meet up and get

the boer war part two : the return of british hard puds!
into production

[yorkshirelad3]

i mean imagine the fear when we meet them face to face!!

https://www.cuirmale.nl/history/img/romantics2.jpg

[McSatan]

Tee Hee. Have you seen the member list? They've practically all got the same names, fucking inbreds!
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[Cigaro]

[NickD]

I didn't realise that these kind of clubs recruited through the internet. I ve just been all over the HA site and I'll be fucked if I can find the application form download.
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[skida]

The rules sound to be inspired by HOG, not by what little I know about 1%er clubs and I believe that 1%er clubs expect a little more than 3 months prospecting before automatic full patch.

It does puzzle me that a small South African club should be advertising for members on a (mainly) UK site. I am sure however that this advert will attract some "interest".
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[assassinsmc]

DEAR FELLOW BIKERS, AS I promised HEREWITH NEW WEB ADDRESS, STILL A LOT TO BE DONE, BUT THE BASICS ARE UP AND RUNNING. PHOTO gallery UNDER CONSTRUCTION (LOTS MORE PICKS AND VIDEOS TO BE DOWNLOADED).
NEW ADDRESS: www.freewebs.com/assassinsmc and not mcc, which you were bitching about. What a load of nag bags your are, but in anyway, I will take the critism and make something good out of it.
Hope you will enjoy it this time round. We are not a oneabe club, we are a club, we are not trying to be like someone, we are someone. I would like all te people that visited our site to send me their website addresses so that I can have a look and see if you are so good as you make yourself out to be.
I think we all started off on the wrong foot. I personally think that if and when you attend one of our functions that you will enjoy the company SO MUCH that you would not want to leave, I can actually promise you that. Please note that we are a South African based club, and we are a PC Registered Club. You will also notice that only our appy colours are on the website at the moment, they are busy with the digitising of our embroided colours.
Regards
Heks - Assassin MC Secretary

[Barry_M2]

You haven't quite got the messages yet have you.

No one is interested, hence the p!ss taking and jokes.


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[colezxr]

how ever you sugar coat it, when you go for a ride you have to stay in formation. when i go for a ride we chop and change all the time and it makes it more fun.

a ride out with rules like yours will just bore me to tears. and as for wearing ''coluers'' to show who you are a part of is just plain crap. if you wana ride a bike you just go ride one and leave all the politics out of it with ''you must stick to the road captions rules at all times'' bullshit
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[hellkat]

Heks,
We're only teasing.
Doh

Its just that ("proper") MCs are not generally known for advertising for members on the internet, hence why you got so much pisstaking.

I understand why you have your rules, and many of them - despite seeming ridiculous to many members of this forum - do make a lot of sense. But I have yet to see an MC which has its rules posted for public attention (and abuse/teasing).

And to be honest, I hope you don't get any grief from larger MCs about your club, cos that would spoil the good thing you have obviously got going.

No doubt you have a great life, and enjoy your ride-outs and social events as much as any of us do enjoy our own.

Your website looks fine.

Ride on
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Cigaro]

That may very well be the case, Hellkat, but I can't get the image out of my head of a load of guys wearing Nazi uniforms riding in tight formation.

'You VILL OBEY ORDERS!'

[Mudskipper]

Heks, there's no need to shout love.

[generalism]
Are South Africans a bit like Germans, in the lacking of sense of humour?[/generalism]

Pisstaking is what we do best (nicely, of course ) if you wanted us all to be dead impressed and clamouring to join, you shouldn't really have gone on about it on a UK site.

Mudskipper
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[Diggs]

I'm confused about the name - is it really necessary to describe yourselves as 'murderers for money'? If it is a family club, won't that send mixed messages to the kids?
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[hellkat]

Why are Sarf Efrikens called Rock Spiders, then?
Not heard that one before.

I'm very naive about suitable insults for Sarf Efrikens.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[McGee]

[Dragonfly]

I am a born rebal and make my own rules and dont conform to some club rules, I couldnt its just not in me. So no ta i am fine on me lonesome or maybe just meeting some friends on bike and going for a ride where there are no rules. So much easier that way.
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[Ariel Badger]

I have been to many Brais and soon the state hones get after some m'twala. If your sergent at arms in just there to stop drunk riding I understand why, you hones think it is leckar to get on a bike when you can not even walk!
I guess you are not 1% either, just some good old hones enjoying the road. How are you enjoying the winter, I bet it is warmer than our Summer ( unless you are on the Cape).
Wali T (Typical ryneck, a solty and proud)
Sorry bout the spelling, I pratt tal exeeedingly baddly
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[colin1]

ah, the traditional bcf welcome to the slightly unusual new member, derision

to be fair i only know of one south african on this site, as most of us are in the uk. and south africa is such a big country, he probably doesnt live anywhere near the "assassins"

i think id probably have a few race issues, if the country my ancestors had helped to build was then run down hill with positive discrimination, and loads of violent crime
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[mistergixer]