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PostPosted: 23:45 - 02 Oct 2007    Post subject: Put the toilet seat down after you've done... Reply with quote

I was just thinking about this and why is it 'right' for the toilet seat to be down?

Time to start telling women to "Leave the toilet seat up when you finish!!"

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PostPosted: 23:51 - 02 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember watching something on mythbusters about this, and if I remember correctly they found that if you leave the toilet seat up when you flush you get more poo bacteria on your tooth brush than if the toilet seat is shut.

So yeh just shut it totally Wink.
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 02 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mum always goes on about this, even though it does not affect her in anyway Confused

Except the poo all over her teeth. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 23:58 - 02 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

GazzaThePiaggioMan wrote:
My mum always goes on about this, even though it does not affect her in anyway


Does she have a penis?
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PostPosted: 00:00 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish she did, wouldn't have to worry about leaving the seat up then Laughing

That is so wrong.
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PostPosted: 00:20 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doesn't bother me, dont realise when it's up

That's why i'm always falling down the toilet Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:24 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

One (or both) of my little brothers piss all over the toilet seat if it is down. Lazy cunts! Laughing

It is such a lovely surprise when I go for a late night shit, only to turn on the light to be greeted with a piss covered toilet seat.
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PostPosted: 00:27 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

tokarev wrote:
One (or both) of my little brothers piss all over the toilet seat if it is down. Lazy cunts! Laughing

It is such a lovely surprise when I go for a late night shit, only to turn on the light to be greeted with a piss covered toilet seat.


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PostPosted: 00:30 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

tokarev wrote:
It is such a lovely surprise when I go for a late night shit, only to turn on the light to be greeted with a piss covered toilet seat.

Just imagine buying a brand new flat and find exactly that. Plus pee all over the wall behind the loo and on the floor around it, and poo around the bowl itself. Especially when you know nobody's been there for three months, so it's well and truly set.

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PostPosted: 06:51 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh the joy of having 4 bathrooms Cool

Well 2 en-suite bathrooms and two normal ones.

Tis shocking when you go in your own bathroom to find that your bro has almost deliberately pissed on the seat and wall.
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PostPosted: 09:43 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninaroo wrote:
Doesn't bother me, dont realise when it's up

That's why i'm always falling down the toilet Laughing


Its really sore on your arse that to Laughing

Dosnt bother me only takes a split second to put it down again, and at least there isnt pee on the seat then like you men always hit if the seat is down. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

According to Feng Shui, if you leave your toilet seat up (and apparently all the plugs out your sinks) all your wealth will pour down them and (presumably) away.

I try to keep the seat down for the as mentioned before toothbrush/poo/piss argument. Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 12:35 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do you think toilets have a seat cover?
It is true, that if the toilet is flushed with the cover up, micro droplets of water, laden with urine and fecal matter, are spread around the area for quite some way.
So, if you're happy to orally take in particles of your own, and other peoples shit, fine, keep the seat cover up.
Mine is always put down, prior to flushing, so my other half has no complaints there. Wink
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate it when women bitch about the seat being up and insist I put it down for them.

You're a big girl now and while I know some of them are not technically minded , I'm sure they can figure out how to drop the seat next time they need a squat. I don't ask to have the loo prepped for me next time i need it.

If they have the right to go on about it then we have the right to wonder why only half of them manage to flush correctly after a piss and not leave that little fold of paper in there after they've dried their bits.

Seriously how hard is that ??
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didge wrote:
Why do you think toilets have a seat cover?
It is true, that if the toilet is flushed with the cover up, micro droplets of water, laden with urine and fecal matter, are spread around the area for quite some way.
So, if you're happy to orally take in particles of your own, and other peoples shit, fine, keep the seat cover up.
Mine is always put down, prior to flushing, so my other half has no complaints there. Wink



It get's sprayed up to six feet into the air when you flush according to recent findings. Taking this into consideration, it's pretty hard to leave the seat up when you should close the lid!
The actual having to sort it before sitting on it doesn't bother me, as long as there's no pee on the seat! The hygiene issues concern me though.

DEN MONKEY wrote:
If they have the right to go on about it then we have the right to wonder why only half of them manage to flush correctly after a piss and not leave that little fold of paper in there after they've dried their bits.

Seriously how hard is that ??


I'd say no harder than cleaning off the skid marks on the pan with a toilet brush (hint hint) Wink
The thing is, if you wipe the seat after using it, (flushable parazone wipes are great) the cistern is still filling up and won't allow the flush to go again!
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't say I've ever personally managed to flush the toilet in a way that it completely misses the loo paper.

Poo particle argument aside, I've never understood why some men demand that the toilet seat stay up and some women demand that it stay down. I never saw the problem in just moving it if it's not how you want it. It only takes a second. And then if you happen to go for a pee twice in the time your friend-of-other-sex has gone at all, then it's how you left it so you don't need to move it at all anyway.

Thinking

But then again, our bathroom is separate to the toilet so I don't need to worry about getting poo on my toothbrush.
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didge wrote:
Why do you think toilets have a seat cover?
It is true, that if the toilet is flushed with the cover up, micro droplets of water, laden with urine and fecal matter, are spread around the area for quite some way.
So, if you're happy to orally take in particles of your own, and other peoples shit, fine, keep the seat cover up.
Mine is always put down, prior to flushing, so my other half has no complaints there. Wink


ha this reminds me of the toilets in Wanchai in 93, in a government building , the government is dead tight on the budget there so they never ever ever ever ever cleaned the toilets, they effectively were worse than the Manchester Hacienda toilets,

you went across the landing and you could smell it already and would gag at the smell , inside was worse in that there were just toilets no urinals , which were all filled to the brim with turds , most people including me on the 2nd day of going there went down the 17 flights of stairs down the escalator across the sky bridge across to the Mc'ds to use theirs.
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not bothered if I have to put it down to sit on.

I hate having to sit down on a seat some bloke has pissed all over, though.

And I do prefer a toothbrush/facecloth that is less likely to have sprinklings of other people's poo on them.

Regarding the money thing ... these days I seem surrounded by Feng Shui nutter-birds who have convinced me to keep the lid down at all times, so that their hard earned cash doesn't fly out of the toilet Rolling Eyes But then I am also told (by said nutter-birds) that if you count your cash, it grows. And it seems to work Exclamation Exclamation Not to mention my lucky Russian money-spoon . . .

Getting up in the middle of the night and falling down a cold porcelain pan, is not great ... brrrr !!

Yeah, my main issue is with skid marks, too.
Thats just simply impolite in any household, mixed sex or not.

lozzypop1 wrote:
flushable parazone wipes are great


They work well as emergency loo paper too, when nobody has replaced the empty loo roll ... so I am told.

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PostPosted: 15:12 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Myself and Andrea have spoke about this topic afew months back. We came to the decision that with it being an even household you leave it as you use it.

Though for arguments sake you could say that the toilet seat spends most of its life down due to the fact men sit when they shit Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bollocks to it I say.


Just let em whinge.


If your a crap enough shot to piss on the seat then in needs to be up, so leave it up, its not hard for em to put it down.

They can whine and nag all they want, I just nag back and tell my missus to leave it up when she is finished.
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PostPosted: 15:30 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, my main issue is with skid marks, too.
Thats just simply impolite in any household, mixed sex or not.


My previous flatmate was particularly bad for this. Now, I wouldn't want the mild mannered tone of this post to bely just how utterly disgusting it is to go to the toilet and find shit smeered up the side of the pan.

Indeed, I often felt that he needed lessons on the proper use of the toilet or even that he somehow had his arsehole transplanted onto the side of one buttock because frankly, the angles involved seemed impossible.

It bothered me just as much that he felt he could leave it clinging to the inside of the bowl and I wouldn't mind. Or perhaps he thought I enjoyed the sight of someone elses excretia seemingly trying to escape from the bog.

Either way, he was a disgusting little runt that needed house trained. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 15:45 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You dont even need to brush shit stains away, just throw some bleach in, leave it for 10 then flush.........voila, shite gone.
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
You dont even need to brush shit stains away, just throw some bleach in, leave it for 10 then flush.........voila, shite gone.



nah, my method for cleaning that is, leave it, when you need a piss again, shot blast it off Thumbs Up job done.



anyone else going to buy a new tooth brush Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

distortion wrote:
Though for arguments sake you could say that the toilet seat spends most of its life down due to the fact men sit when they shit Laughing


Precisely, so working on that principle:

Women's usage: sitting = 2/2
Men's usage: sitting = 1/2

Therefore, statistically 3 times out of 4, it is used with the seat down, so it should be left down Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 03 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Therefore, statistically 3 times out of 4, it is used with the seat down, so it should be left down


You forgot to factor yjan you can piss up to 10 times more often that shit Wink
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