Quickest way the opposite sex has put you off them?

[Visitor Q]

This is something that ive been musing over recently.
A girl i shagged out of boredom before crimbo who didnt annoy me then and gave me drugs got a repeat when i bumped into her about a week ago...

However this time she did something awful, and i can't bare to talk to her at all now. Admittedly she wasn't exactly the sharpest button or hot... or good in bed... but this... this was inexcuseable...

... She referred to her vagina as 'she' and my cock as 'he'

'Put him in her'...
'Is he getting sore?'...

I've only remembered to bring this up as i bumped into her last night and she damn near stalked me. And im wondering how valid a reason it is to fuck a girl off completely because of that.

How about you guys, an example of when a girl/guy you've been interested in has blown it all in one simple mistake or display of idiosyncracies...
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[LeeR]

When you're banging her and she's nearly there ask her to "...cum for daddy!" that'll sort her out.

EDIT: oh I see put me off, oh sludgy gussets always does it for me, a nice yellow streak in discarded knickers never fails, or bits of toilet paper stuck to pubic stubble...
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[kitty kat]

One fella I went out with added 'you know' to the end of every sentence, I got irritated by that after 3 dates & failed to answer my phone to him. Fortunately he got the hint quite quickly & I haven't heard from him since
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[hellkat]

[Dragonfly]

I went out with this irritatingly stupid fella a few years ago when I was 18. I didnt even shag him as he turned me right off before it. He kept laughing like a hyena? Now I like a good laugh but everytime I spoke he sounded like Beavis! And kept saying "what do you mean?" He was a Southerner and I couldnt hardly understand him, sounded like a knacker to. Smelt of BO because he was a footballer!

That wasn't the worst of it, he thought he could sing like Ronan keating! There we where coming along in his nova, half of it missing and I am sure it wasnt even fit for the road and he was belting out Boyzone songs. Only brought me to bars where men where, felt like a steak in a lions den.

The End. Lasted about 2 weeks.

Men who dont wash also are a big turn off. i like dirty men but not literally.
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[leiba1]

'Pinky' men. The ones that are all soft feeling, like a baby's bum. It's like kissing a feather or holding one of those squigy things. Soft voiced and usually with some sort of nervous cough or stammer. I could never get further than that with them, (I've met two in my time). I dread to think what their nether bits were like.

[McGee]

The accent around here.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[thegubner]

It was me that did the only thing I can think of, i had been trying to shag his bird for ages years ago, and after I finally did, I said.........................That was great, I have been wanking over the thought of that for fucking months.


Never saw her again.

[hellkat]

I'm trying REALLY REALLY hard to think about an answer for this question.

... But I seem to be having a mental block.



No doubt something will occur to me in the fullness of time.
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[hellkat]

[Visitor Q]

[plugger147]

It really turns sour when they wear a thong half way up there back, just makes me wanna wedgie them.

If I wanna see your undies I'll ask .
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[JonB]

[D O G]

Went out for a date with one girl many years ago. As I was taking her home, she said; 'It feels like we've known each other for ages, but we've only just met. Isn't that funny!'

I managed to restrain myself from pushing her out of the moving car, but never made any further contact. The bitch.

[-Savage-]

I was with a wee girl once, met her in a club on Saturday night and got on well together so I asked her to the cinema on Sunday. All was going well, until straight after the film she said to me

"I love you"

less than 24 hours after I'd met her! lol
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[Dragonfly]

[Jaloopa]

A mate of mine was a bit desperate and started going out with a girl he didn't really fancy at all. Within a couple of weeks she was getting pissed off that he was spending time with mates and generally being very possessive. The final straw came when she told my girlfriend "I want babies, but I don't think Daryl does." Bear in mind that they hadn't been together 3 weeks at this point.

She asked my GF not to tell him, but didn't mention not telling me. Once I heard I felt it was my duty to let him know, so I told him the next time I saw him. He duly ended it, and the girl now hates my missus, saying she ruined her life and that she feels sorry for me.
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[Fisty]

Just after I split with the ex I went to a night club in derby, spent a good couple of hours eyeing up a very pretty blonde girl. After getting the courage to talk to her i walked up and asked if I could get her a drink.

She opened her mouth an proceded to talk to me in a brummy vicky pollard type voice.

She didnt get a drink.
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[benjami]

My last girlfriend didn't appreciate this

[Shaun]

"I want children one day"

[JonB]

[Barry_M2]

[Mr Nice Guy]

I was on a course with a 2 girls from work, got absolutely shitfaced, somehow (!) me and one of them ended up in her room ...closest I had ever been to her, never really spoke to her before then but thought she was cool enough, and she was good looking...

Started messing around, and my fucking god her breath stank like someone had shat in her mouth 3 weeks ago. Promptly stopped kissing her.

But kept going along with it.

Before I knew it, I was laying back on the bed and she was sucking my light sabre... she uttered the words "your very quiet arent you?"

Thats cos I was covering my mouth with both hands to stop myself from laughing, all I could think was how bad my cock would smell right now!
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