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| What do you expect your fitness instructor to look like? |
| A size zero twiglet |
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0% |
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| Mr/Miss Universe |
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14% |
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| Any normal/relatively healthy person |
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46% |
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| Don't care as long as they know what they are doing |
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24% |
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| They just have to look fitter than me |
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14% |
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| I'd take fitness advice from Beth Ditto! |
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2% |
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The last Trust the I worked in had a dietetics department that were a bunch of fat fighting wannabes with fanny bulges of a seond trimester pregnancy and bingo wings to match. Surely you should practice what you preach? The new dietitians that I work with are mucho better if you know what I mean.  ____________________ Current : MSX 125 Past : CBR 900RR Monkeybike : c50 LAC : ZXR750 H2 : FZR600 : ZX7R P3 : YW100 : TRX850: Trophy 900 T309 : GSXR 600 L0: Monkeybike : XJ6S Whosthedaddy |
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Ugly but fit and healthy is what i'd hoped for on my first trip to the gym.
But unfortunatly there i was on induction in my jogging bottoms with a brunette wearing spandex shorts that left nothing to the imagination with a rack most girls would envy.
She was showing the the step machine and i was in a trance.
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She should look like Jessica Alba  ____________________ TL1000s, KDX200 |
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I remember going to a gym once, one of these L.A fitness type things, an I was there doing my thing. I saw an instructor come through with a man and woman trailing behind him. He leads them to the dumbells and what he did next left me gobsmacked.....
I saw him take a bodybuilding book from under his arm, flick through a few pages, read what the excercise was and how it should be performed, then turns round to the couple and says "right then, we're going to do this excercise now" an proceeded to demonstrate what he had just read.
I was laughing out loud in disbelief - I mean, these instructors get paid a decent bit of coin for this personal training, and what was this guy gettin paid for??? Reading for them??? Were they both illiterate??? Not to mention the fact that the instructor himself was thin as a rake an there he was trying to teach this over guy (who was already more muscular than the instructor) how to put of size an develop strength......???
IMO you can read an be taught all you like but if you're going to be a personal trainer to someone who wants to put on size/strength then you;d better know what you're talkin about from experience because if you havent been there and done it yourself then you really wont have a clue what you are talking about.
Take now the personal trainer in my regular gym (a dank sweat, blood and grime type gym!), the guys built like a horse and has a brilliant physique, therefore people feel confident payin him his extortionate rate because at least he shows he can practice what he preaches!!
So yeah, depending exactly what you're lookin for, I think your instructor set an example of what you aim to acheive.....
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I should hope they are slimmer than me, otherwise I'll just end up feeling good about myself.  ____________________ Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth. |
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