Absolutely gutted and amazed!

the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

My mate had a really hot R6, blueflame exhaust, double bubble screen it was bloody HOT!

He was driving back from work the other night just filtering though traffic at 40 (yea i know a little too fast to be filtering) when a lady without looking did a U turn right in front of him. He went into the side of her car landed on her bonnet, she then slammed her breaks on he cane off and for some reason he carried on driving forward and actually parked her car on his back.
So there he is under his car in fits of laughter because he goes histarical when he is scared and these people are trying to pick up the car to get him out. After 4 attempts of lifting the car and then dropping it down on his back and head again he got out hugged the lady then collapsed.

He came into work the next day!! He is bloody lucky to be alive and he is even luckier to have no broken bones. The bike on the other hand is f**cked Sad

He is now talking of getting an R1 with the insurance pay out...lucky bastard!

mr jamez · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Karma :

Sounds like he is lucky to be alive.

Almost as bizarre as your story about the fish.

Laughing

Would he laugh if you were to stamp on his testacles? or whip him with a wet towel? Strange boy.
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Shaane · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Karma :

LMAO @ Mr Jamez Razz

He isn't injured at all and a car drove over his back :S

Who is he? Like... Terminator or something Smile

Lucky Guy

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the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

Well that is the only area so im told that is actually absolutely killing him after being slammed into his patrol tank...so yea i think he would probably flip if i just strolled up to him and booted him in the balls.

He has these wierd little dot things in his eyes now from the pressure and the doctors found out he has a bruised heart but thats it.

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Shaane · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Karma :

Nice one Toby, Just reminded me.

What car was it?

Because seriously... Not many cars are a picking up weight limit Very Happy

+ How many people?
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Rowey · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Karma :

Bruised heart? Owch, does that hurt? Or one of those silent killers?

I had a car crash, was passenger of my mates car, we turned at a junction, and got hit on my side by a big bmw going at about 40mph, caved the side in, flipped the little micra onto it's roof.

Put my feet on the windscreen and undid the seat belt and crawled out of the gap between the chassis and door frame, totally unscathed as was my friend.
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damz · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Karma :

its weird, some people have tiny crashes and get fucked forever while some people have horrific crashes and walk away from it :S

the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

Bloody hell, well im glad you and your mate are still alive Rowey. Did the BMW crash into your side of the car or your mates? That must have been soooo scary.

It was a Punto that went into him so its a reasonably light car luckily, but he now has the shit ripped out of him saying that he got hit by a girly car, but then it it was a land rover or something more manly he would have been a gonner.

He said he could feel his heart like beating against his ribs because it was swollen but now it feels better. Today he keeps twitching from a stabbing pain which is a little worrying and the black blood thin gin his eye is bigger makes him look like a mad man.

killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

I think this guy is question needs to go home and chill the fuck out for a week. Confused

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the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

Yea but this guy is a complete freak. Falls over in the shower makes a mountian out of a mole hill and claims he is concussed but then has a crash on his bike and i am not even pulling your leg after spending the night in a and e goes straight down the pub amd then later on that day comes into work!!!

He is a freak...if that was me i would milk it get the time off of work.

Ok i have just been informed that the lady in the Punto has been signed off of work for a WEEK!!! Now that is a joke!

Fawbish · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Karma :

Sounds like a guy that likes attention to be fair.... Confused

nasty crash though Shocked

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the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

Heres a picture of the R6 before Sad

R.I.P

Shaane · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Karma :

Nice R6, As for the lady having time off work... what she need to do? Clean her Punto?
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Barry_M2 · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Karma :

I just realised your also in St Albans. Where abouts did you mate have the accident?

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the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

It was on Redbourne road...as far as i can remember Confused

ZRX61 · Victor Meldrew Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Karma :

What an amazing story! I barely stayed awake.... Rolling Eyes

the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

I can see you guys have got out of the wrong side of the bed today Wink

the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

woh ok

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Fawbish · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Karma :

Isnt that Scouse's bike?

Thinking

I can find proof....

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=92493&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=50

Scroll two thirds of the way down Thumbs Up

Course it might not be Scouse's anymore, but still, I cant believe I remembered that Shocked

lol

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Shaane · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Karma :

The picture he posted is off auto trader? Very Happy

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