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Mister James
I want to believe!



Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Illegal Immigrants rejoice!!! Reply with quote
Mister James is Mister no more - and is currently strolling down Civvie Street!

Although I'm technically employed until Sunday, I'm on rest days and annual leave, so I've handed in my warrant card, cuffs, ID, tallies, uniform, baton, riot gear (Sad) and all the other paraphernalia of the last 4.5 years of oppressive immigration detention!

I start with the UKBA on Monday as a Border Control I/O - although I've (finally) got my Police Day 1 assessment board tomorrow as well - kinda a busy week for me!

I'm not quite sure that leaving the place I've put so much blood/tears/effort into has sunk in yet, but I'm feeling pretty light-headed and giddy.

Nothing to do with having been up for 24 hours, I'm sure!

Doubt this will interest most people - but any Nigerian lurkers can now inform their detained brethren that the coast is clear!
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Robby
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Joined: 16 May 2002
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Joining the IS, or UKBA as we now calling it.
I escaped there 18 months ago now. Best choice I ever made, it is a horrible place to work.

I assume you're training down at Gatwick, just above my old office, then being stationed at Heathrow, probably in 3 or 5.

Ah well, at least after a couple of years of hating being an IO, you can transfer into the real civil service. We don't work shifts here, and people get promoted.

I assume you are now Miss James?
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Mister James
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I like shifts - I'll be working 8hrs less a week for a pay cut of only about £100 a month in real terms - plus getting a shed-load more annual leave, etc.

I'll be perfectly honest, the second the Plod offer me a place, I'm there. UKBA will keep my interest for a bit - as I'm bored and stagnating where I am now, nothing like a bit of a change to keep you awake!

Training at Status Park for 5 weeks, then 4 weeks mentoring at T3. Thank fook I've avoided T5, several of my ex-staff now work there (including in the baggage department) and it sounds like a total 'mare!
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headlamp
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Joined: 26 Nov 2003
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'll see you on my way to the US then in September!! Wink Good luck with the new job!!
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thegubner
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah I know exactly what you both mean.

Was a nightmare wasn't it.
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Robby
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Its called having (and keeping) a job, guv.

You wouldn't get it.
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thegubner
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
robby wrote:
Its called having (and keeping) a job, guv.

You wouldn't get it.


Yeah well when you are self employed its hard to keep a job as technically you dont have a job, you wouldn't get it robby.

When the work dries up its different to not keeping a job.

As well as working, I have actually been trying to change direction and build a career for myself, its starting to look like it could get rosey for me in the near future.

But being as I havn't mentioned it, you wouldn't get it robby.
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colin1
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Joined: 17 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wonder if you will miss the authorised and completely legal use of violence.

Im sure there is a more PC way of describing justifiable use of force or whatever, but you know what I mean.
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Mister James
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Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:
I wonder if you will miss the authorised and completely legal use of violence.

Im sure there is a more PC way of describing justifiable use of force or whatever, but you know what I mean.


Click here for the exact definitions and rules

I'll admit that UoF incidents are often a buzz, and it's satisfying to conclude them without serious injury to staff or detainees - and to attain your objectives. I'll even admit to the occasional incident that I enjoyed due to the richly deserved nature of the gent's fall from grace.

Despite the above caveats, I never went out of my way to initiate or provoke the use of force without due cause - I just don't have the time or the inclination, and the paperwork is unbelievable!

In short, I'll miss aspects of the job, including the odd tear-up, but I doubt I'll lost much sleep over it.
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Tristan.
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aww, you best have some good anecdotes saved up.

Will the new job involve a rubber glove at any point?
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Mister James
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 06 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
People don't believe most of my stories unless they've had some experience of custody themselves (from either side of the fence).

I've seen some pretty horrific things, and had some awesome laughs too - swings and roundabouts, I guess.
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thegubner
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PostPosted: 06:30 - 07 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mister James wrote:


I've seen some pretty horrific things, and had some awesome laughs too - swings and roundabouts, I guess.


Don't know about foreign nicks, but aint there some proper funny goings on in the nick.

I will never forget a lad "big gaz" so called because he was big and his name was Gary obviously, blowing up the electric to a cell trying to make a kettle from a cup of water, two screws and the lead to a stereo. He didn't screw the screws into the lead enough, and when he eventually did get it right it was still plugged in and then something went bang and gaz went flying.

He was known as sparky from then on.
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Joined: 14 Jun 2004
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 07 May 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tristan the wrote:
...Will the new job involve a rubber glove at any point?

Isn't that just the fantasy you have in your head?
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