I call...

[Visitor Q]

...Boob Monday

Hoorah



One small problem though, I realised this in my first (and hardest) exam. Spent far too much time assessing the boobs on display when I should of been twittering on about cancer.

But I did get to enjoy this afterwards.

Oh happy day.

(FYI, boob monday is when its warm enough for girls to start wearing flattering summer stuff, and suddenly EVERYONE looks like they've got a good set of tits )
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[tutton]

Noticed this earleir riding home
saw a tidy looking lass out in just bra and thong jogging,
had to look back twice and nearly ended up hittin the kerb, damn lifesavers.
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[neatbik]

Yes, it has been a bit of a problem for me whilst driving around at work. Cheltenham in particular seems to have more than its fair share of sunshine sheilas

[mr jamez]

It started last week, funbag friday

Seriously though where the hell did they all come from?!
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[Itchy]

Nah , I think its short skirts day rather, which is when the riding danger level especially in an urban environment starts to get high , as women office workers start wearing courier killer short skirts.
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[Visitor Q]

Aye, certainly a dangerous distraction.

Every 5 seconds in this exam I was copping a look at the bird to the right of mes giant norks.

Plus whenever a bird finished early and left... Had to be assessed. Look of very hot foreigners in the room

Who was it who used to tell the story about nearly smashing into a bus cos of a giant pair of norks. Ended up grinding along the whole left side of the bus apparently.

Its not exactly something people would admit to the people in accident statistics, but I bet a tight top or skirt is to blame for a hell of a lot of accidents. But damn it all, I'm too distracted by em in a good way to kick up a fuss

Just imagine the government headlines;

'CLEAVAGE KILLS- WEAR A JUMPER'
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[Fisty]

When I worked at Royces I used to get a lift home with a bloke called spud head.
Was a nice hot summer evening and We were both letching at a fantastic pair of breasticles when he drove into the back of a brand spanking new lexus IS200.

The lexus and spuds car were both write offs all because of boobs!
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[Ghost]

Completely missed a huge patch of gravel outside the construction area in our college campus last week and had a dodgy two wheel slide because of a nice leggy blonde walking the other way in denim hot pants and a low crop t-shirt, carrying her books flat against her stomach and pushing her cleavage up for the world to see
Better not turn my head round 180 degrees next time

[c_dug]

Similar story, my friend back in the days of his 50cc scooter crashed strait into the back of an impreza because of a nice looking girl with a decent set on her, somehow i cant imagine that was the story he gave the insurance company

c_dug
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[ncrn]

Heh, I've had girls out like that since Wednesday, its been great, especially as they all seem to sunbathe outside my window . Not had any nearly kill me as my bike is a wreck though
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[benjami]

This thread is useless without pics tbh.

I thought you were all at least part time stalkers/voyeurs.

[ncrn]

Not really its just nice when I'm bored of revising to look out the window and see girls sunbathing, makes me wonder what kinda courses they are doing to be out there all day every day..
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[m0l0t0v]

[Visitor Q]

Does anyone else ever feel sorry for women, they don't have these simple pleasures.

A low cut top can keep us amused all night.

All they've got are 6-packs, and only scrawny guys or puffs have them.

If a birds got big knockers she might at least be a goer. Plus the modern age has some aaaaaaaaaaaaace bras. Good for looking, depressing when removed though
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[Visitor Q]

[m0l0t0v]

[Visitor Q]

[m0l0t0v]

The trick is to let them know first.


Or use the good ol' chloroform. Works every time
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[Visitor Q]

Sorry, i'll add on.

Poofs
Scrawny fuckers

AND

People who spend their whole life based around the gym and a good diet so they can compete. Thats a full time job.

I heard (an admittedly painfully annoying) stunning bird I know who'd pulled a gym sted head bitching at him 'why do you always work out to get such lovely arms, if they're too sore for me to touch them' etc.

Sod that.
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[yankeedoodle]

another similar story. riding to J&S to buy some new summer gloves, and see a couple of good lookin lasses stood at the bus top. short denim skirts, etc. so I look over my shoulder to get as much of a look as I can.turn around to face the road again only to miss a parked car by inches
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[GhostRider]

Oh yeah man, several times last week whilst coming back from work I almost became the victim of a Gash Crash, bloody swarms of them everywhere.

I take great pride in being so easily pleasured.

GhostRider
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[xrgrrl]

Gash Crash? That has to be the worst.. phrase.. EVAR

You're seriously saying if we walk about in hotpants and crop tops, that you'll just crash to get a peek?

Hell, I should start riding topless hehe xx

[GhostRider]

Not on purpose, you understand.

Gash Crash: An accident involving a motor vehicle wherein the driver was momentarily distracted by an attractive member of the opposite sex

GhostRider
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[xrgrrl]

So if I "not on purpose" forgot to put a bra or top on when riding next, I'd be ok? hehe