Jamie Fecking Oliver

mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

I've come to the conclusion that i hate, despise and abhor Jamie Oliver and his latest crop of Sainsburys adverts.
I've hated him for a while, ever since his first TV shite with his fake 'mates', 'Jools' and his poncy scooter.
However, his current advert (the one for Salmon Fishcakes) actually makes me want to throw up. What i find so offensive are his rubber lips and the way he puts his tongue between his teeth when he does that annoying 'Thhhhhhh' snigger, plus his 'Mockney' accent winds me up too.
Jamie, please fuck off.
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At least i'm not alone, i found this site which had these photos:

https://data1.blog.de/blog/c/churchofhate/img/Oliver2.jpg

https://data1.blog.de/blog/c/churchofhate/img/oliver30.jpg
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Moonie · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Karma :

Fat-tounged wanker.

And his bloody nice van he claims to have built, and very clearly hasn't.
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Hetzer · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Karma :

Just another poncing celebrity with no qualms about whoring himself for whatever marketing dollar is punted his way.
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Barry_M2 · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Karma :

I really hate the guy, so much.

Even when one of his pathetic adverts comes on tv I have to turn it over or I start to shout at the telly! Evil or Very Mad

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

pa_broon74 · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Karma :

I have no views for or against Jamie Oliver (except the marketing muppets have excelled at making an advert that screams COCK!) Telling that old dear to 'work it baby' is just to creepy.

I often wonder what goes on in marketing meetings, how do these people decide what they think will sell something. Seriously, think about some of the shit adverts, at the moment the most annoying has to be confused.com and those total fucking morons at Halifax...

I have a theory about the moronic Halifax adverts, they actually want stupid customers, that way, they're more like to get away with their ridiculous charges.

Thumbs Up

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Moonie · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Karma :

really?

That's funny, I've spoken to the bloke who put the 911 engine in it, who said he was a proper dick to work with, and now claims he did it.
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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

I wouldnt eat anything he cooked, he slabbers over it when he speaks Sick

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Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

Fat tounged mockney twat.

I would genuinely like to burst his lips then feed him his own poo.
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Harold_Shand · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Jun 2004 Karma :

Well, we're all in agreement.

I think that bald one who does Saturday Kitchen would be a right tit in real life. I bet they all are. Apart from Katy Hill of Blue Peter fame who was funny, quick-witted, genuine, intelligent AND sexy. What a woman.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

He ate in my favourite vegetarian Hindu resturant in Brum and they have his pictures on the wall although if you ask the manager what he was like he will tell you he got drunk and groped his daughter.
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pa_broon74 · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Karma :

My flat mate has one of these, he's a bit of a culinary wanker so uses it extensively...

I thought it was a dildo or maybe a buttplug* when he brought it in...

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*Edit* Not that I'd know anything about such objects...
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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

https://www.hairytongue.com/images/fattongue/clockwork-cunt.jpg
https://www.lifeofbob.com/jamiewamie.jpg

https://devilskitchen.me.uk/2007/08/seriously-jamie-oliver-is.html
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