is sex safe on the center stand??

[vf1000f2f]

my bikerbabe has promised to christen my bike with me on passing my full test(Oh YES) i plan to lay her back on the tank and attempt a sort of missionary approach gaining leverage from the back pegs
rocking gently on the center stand is this adviseable freehand or should the front brake be applied at all times for safety restricting foreplay somewhat???
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[Hex]

Will be easier if you sit on the bike slightly back in the seat, then have her sit facing you up on top.

That way movement should be more vertical than horizontal.

Dirty git.
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[Dusty]

Just put a cable tie on the front brake.

Dirty git.
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[Mr C]

You'll also need to post pictures

purely for research of course
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[Diehard]

Not a bad idea that, I'll have to sagest it to my lass! But I don't have a centre stand, erm... Paddock stand mabe?
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[AcIdBuRnZ]

F*** the stand!!!

Get her to stand over the bike, hover above the seat, then you sit just behind her, then she can put her feet on the pegs and hold onto the bars and bounce up, down, up, down...you get the picture?

That way YOU hold the bike up with your legs either side of the bike.

Maybe have side stand down just in case eh?

Let us know how it goes matey
Mark

PS Dirty git
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[MuD]

...or she could always just bend over the bike you'd be doing it the hairy harley guy style. the only difference being that you'll be humping a female
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[Git]

Sex on a bike, so many attractive holes!

[mr.z]

hmmm learn something new every day!

one thing, make sure you do whatever your doing BEFORE you go for a ride, i'm sure you don't want to be accidentaly geting any burns!

[AcIdBuRnZ]

Only problem is Zero...

...unless you have a garage you kinda have to ride somewhere in order to do it!!!

Unless you go for it in the street

Mark
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[Phoenix]

assuming it's got a fairly low seat height you can get away with sitting further back and them sitting and facing you, means you can keep your feet on the floor, you'd prolly knock it off the center stand or bend it, and paddock stand same again.

[vf1000f2f]

well if i think back....i took me car test mainly for car-noodling but
now that i'm converting solely to bikes i'm not willing to give up the other... Besides i plan to test all these theory's out as most make total cense to me thanks for your continuing input! p.s
i dunno about posting pics maybe if they can be tastfully done
on a timer
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If you need a hand holding the bike i'll watch...er..i mean...
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[1cyl]

Centre stands were made for this.
But, it really depends on the bike, cruisers are best for this stuff because the tank and seat are same level, it also works a treat on XJR1300, you want lay back on the tank, and have her rise and fall on you, some girls like to rev it as well.
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[Key Walshe]

If ya know when you'll be 'doing it' then prepare it so to speak, cable tie the front brake lever on and maybe stick a disc lock on the front disc right next to the caliper to stop it rocking back and forth

Have fun though, and remember, when riding a bike to always wear protection
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[vf1000f2f]

this is most definately a ride somewhere quiet occasion. Good news guys passed my test with flying colours so i'm all set for the ride of my life
thing is she wants her own bike now and seems dead keen on an NSR with 'bug eyes'......
either that or she's eyeing every guy we see on one ..mmmmmmm
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