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MarJay
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: When Home Tuners Attack: Autocide!! Reply with quote

https://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101&page=1

Mate at work sent me this. I'm on page 15. He's just blown one turbo (bet you can't guess why) so he's bought a bigger shineyer one! Laughing
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MarJay
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG, just got to about page 18. He bought a new clutch cos the old one was slipping.

But it didn't fit.

So, instead of sending it back like any normal human being, he ground out the plate and WELDED it to the springs on the old clutch... with really shit tig welds! Shocked

"Big news from spain. Eighty people are killed when a clutch from a Mitsubishi eclipse slices through a bus queue!"
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love the airbox on page 9 Laughing

This is a brilliant thread.
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MattHirst
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't be bothered reading it so i just looked at the pictures Laughing

Karma will be given where its due tomorrow (run out for today Razz )
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattHirst wrote:
I couldn't be bothered reading it so i just looked at the pictures Laughing

Karma will be given where its due tomorrow (run out for today Razz )


I wonder why you have run out Wink
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm... i thought the spanish twat was a bit of a twat for doing that, i mean, its pretty basic stuff he's cocking up on.

however... the replies i thought were hilarious...

''LOLOLO HARHARHAR he didnt even schalmp the gargamonator to 0.453 degrees ahahahahaha fhallaahahaha *snort* gleiben''

fucking geeks Very Happy
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahahaha! It's a disgrace. Laughing Laughing

Watch the youtube video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSl5zSlZzpM - Smooth!

https://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9828/cimg9895ye3.jpg

https://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2559/cimg9835ze6.jpg

https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3371/cimg9706as1.jpg
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

FVCK ME !

That is some serious bodgery !

made me laugh my t1ts off in places.

Laughing Twisted Evil Laughing

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PostPosted: 19:55 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
OMG, just got to about page 18. He bought a new clutch cos the old one was slipping.


His new one started slipping right away.

On the track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49DZ4s5PAOU
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 08 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whilst most of it is just plain amusing, that clutch job is pretty scary, wonder if his local dyno would still run that heap after seeing that thread? Smile
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PostPosted: 00:46 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8312/cimg8747eb1.jpg

Hey kids wanna get high ?
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone know why his turbo got ripped to shreds?


Here's some more welding from other projects I've found that leave a lot to be desired. When I see things like this I can't help but think, "Give it to me, I'll not do it as badly as you!" Laughing

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/gsxrplenum.jpg

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/project29.jpg

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/project28.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh man, that Spanish thread. I can't wait to get home to look at those youtube vids
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 12 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh. my. daze.
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 12 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know shit all about engines and mechanics tbf but i think even i could do better than that!
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