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| MarJay |
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 MarJay But it's British!

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 Posted: 16:20 - 08 Oct 2008 Post subject: When Home Tuners Attack: Autocide!! |
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https://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101&page=1
Mate at work sent me this. I'm on page 15. He's just blown one turbo (bet you can't guess why) so he's bought a bigger shineyer one!  ____________________ British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
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OMG, just got to about page 18. He bought a new clutch cos the old one was slipping.
But it didn't fit.
So, instead of sending it back like any normal human being, he ground out the plate and WELDED it to the springs on the old clutch... with really shit tig welds!
"Big news from spain. Eighty people are killed when a clutch from a Mitsubishi eclipse slices through a bus queue!" ____________________ British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
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| ms51ves3 |
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I love the airbox on page 9
This is a brilliant thread. |
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| MattHirst |
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 MattHirst World Chat Champion

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I couldn't be bothered reading it so i just looked at the pictures
Karma will be given where its due tomorrow (run out for today ) ____________________ It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!! |
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| MaybeGuy |
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hmmm... i thought the spanish twat was a bit of a twat for doing that, i mean, its pretty basic stuff he's cocking up on.
however... the replies i thought were hilarious...
''LOLOLO HARHARHAR he didnt even schalmp the gargamonator to 0.453 degrees ahahahahaha fhallaahahaha *snort* gleiben''
fucking geeks  ____________________ Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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 SoND World Chat Champion

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FVCK ME !
That is some serious bodgery !
made me laugh my t1ts off in places.
Andy ____________________ past bikes: (20 years ago) cg-125 (wriiten off), C-50 (thrashed n' finnaly scrapped), CZ-125 (nicked - never recovered, insurance payout was more than i paid for it !!!)
Current bikes: GN 125(now sold), Divvy 600s. |
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| Seb |
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Whilst most of it is just plain amusing, that clutch job is pretty scary, wonder if his local dyno would still run that heap after seeing that thread?  ____________________ 2010 Triumph 1050 Sprint ST |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 17 years, 116 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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