I need a doctor

[ash t]

Hi All....

Im Ill. Cant stop puking, and my shit feels like piss coming out of my arse. I had a big mac for my tea which I think has kicked it all off.

Im supposed to be at work at half 8, and I dont want to let my team down..

My question is, can anybody recommend food and drink which will make me feel better. Dioralyte is vile, so I want to eat something solid which will stay inside, the same goes for drink (even water goes straight through!)

Thanks

Ash

PS, I have tried google, and every site is about pregnancy....
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[Fisty]

Stay at home, drink plenty of water.

If you go to work you could pass this on to everyone! Its the S&D bug doing the rounds again.
Im sure your workmates would rather you stay off rather than give them the shits.

Tom
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[Dragonfly]

Just because you are not pregnant dosnt mean the remedy wont work for throwing up. But personally I found if you are going to throw up you will no matter what you have.

Dont you people have out of hours doctors you can call in England?

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[JonB]

Stay at home.

Go to the doctors or an NHS walk in centre. Let them take a sample of your poo or sick and then you will know if you had food poisoning. If you had a Big Mac for tea and then say 8 hours later you are being sick with diarrhea then you should have a big case to kick up a fuss with Maccy D's. I'm sure they won't want bad publicity for food poisoning.

Don't let the bastards get away with it. It's most probably poor hygiene and cooking methods that gave you it. Food poisoning is horrific, worse than any sickness and diarrhea bug. Make sure you sip fluids, don't gulp it is more likely to be absorbed. Try eating some dry toast. Whatever you do stay at home in bed and recover properly, food poisoning can kill, so if it doesn't affect you badly it could someone else. You'd be letting your team down then.

You /should/ be better within 48 hours, if not get yourself to A+E.
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[Phoenix]

Right, but if he has food poisoning he's not going to infect his team with it unless he has very poor personal hygiene and some of that rubs off on their food.

Someone probably spunked in your bigmac, you only have to look at most of the employees in a McDonalds to put you off eating anything there, mostly retarded, greasy teenagers or middle aged hopeless people with some kind of horrible skin condition.

See if it gets better, if not then you'll know when it's time to go to the docs. If you can't hold water down, nothing will be better, so you just keep trying until you can.

[Shaun]

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[jackw72]

I caught gastroentoritis from some CUNT at work.

I hope they die, a very painful death and leave children that I can moleste.


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[ash t]

Haha,

I soon picked up, was just the tail end of a bug I had. As soon as I had a good breakfast and shower, I felt alot better...

Shouldnt have killed off any of my colleagues. I will find out later I suppose....
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[GhostRider]

[jackw72]

[pits]

Worst is when you need a really bad poo, then feel sick whilst in mid poo and your in no way able to utilise the sink, or you will poo well everywhere. You have to decide, keep the sick in your mouth or, or sick over yourself lol

[Carl_steveo]

My office has about 300 people in it, just in our room. If one person is ill down the far end on monday, i can bet you fifty quid by friday that someone up my end will be sick. Along with a line of sick people across the room.