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Shaun
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PostPosted: 07:59 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Hmmmm Reply with quote

How odd, I go out for the evening to do some comedy, then come home to find this....

https://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/cbrshaun/SP_A0611.jpg

So that's a pair of Mikes boxers, lots of tissue, an empty box of condoms and a rampant rabbit with the end sticking in to an open tub of vaseline.
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is very wrong.

Never use Vaseline as it can allow germs to breed and can cause infection.

Tell Mike from me; use a proper lubricant! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:22 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that a credit card on the pillow? That too is wrong, you don't need to pay for porn.
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PostPosted: 09:28 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, that's the durex leaflet from the empty durex box.
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

LAUGHING.. MY.. ASS.. OFF!!
"You got owned"

you'd best hope that is a sick prank then =D
change the bedsheets lol Sick
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much for the sheets and the rampant rabbit..? Shifty

JOKE!!
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

LH-ER5 wrote:
How much for the sheets and the rampant rabbit..? Shifty

JOKE!!


Laughing

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PostPosted: 10:09 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have never seen that rabbit before in my life,

I admit that the boxers on the pillow are mine - I just assumed shaun liked sniffing them so left them where they were, the dirty b*sturd.

Now I know what he gets up to whilst sniffing them i think I will take them back.
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not going to suddenly tidy itself up if you leave it there and go do comedy.
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

M1ke wrote:
I have never seen that rabbit before in my life


Do you normally fuck yourself with your eyes closed?
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
M1ke wrote:
I have never seen that rabbit before in my life


Do you normally fuck yourself with your eyes closed?



.......so he can imagine it was really someone else is? Maybe it's his version of the left hand w&nk? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoND wrote:
It's not going to suddenly tidy itself up if you leave it there and go do comedy.


There's a joke about loosening up there.
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well well well...what we should be asking is, why is a dildo in a house which is shared by 2 males.... Confused
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they're just good hosts and, realising they may not always be up to scratch performance wise, have the tools necessary to finish what they started.

A bit like having an ashtray in the house, when you don't smoke.
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think a good explanation is that one of them likes to have a poke while the other one is out.

The debate must now begin.....which one is it?

Would it make sense for Mike to use shauns bed for dildo abuse? And would shaun really use it on his own bed, then photograph it and frame mike??

Hmmm....
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ash t wrote:
I think a good explanation is that one of them likes to have a poke while the other one is out.


Sounds very plausible since they couldn't both be in at the same time unless there was a 3rd party involved!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the condom's and empty wrappers? Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

LukeVFR wrote:
Anyone else reckon they had an end each? Thinking


It did cross my mind to mention a 'double ender', you have taken the heat off me. But it is possible... Could have a whole collection of 'toys'! Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

The love that dare not speak its name has resorted to dropping hints...
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

LukeVFR wrote:
Anyone else reckon they had an end each? Thinking


If you've ever seen a rampant rabbit Luke you'd know how ridiculous that suggestion is.

For a start all the buttons are on one end, you'd be trying to ride the switch end hard and your partner (would it be a partner in this situation, or an accomplice) would be going mental as your shincter fucks with all the switches, changing the speed and direction of all sorts of crazy things that a penis could never replicate.

I realise that posting this makes it look like I know my way around a rampant rabbit far too well, however, in my defence, knowledge is power.
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
...however, in my defence, knowledge is power.

Actually in the rabbit's case 4 x XHP7 Batteries equal Power Shocked
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
The love that dare not speak its name has resorted to dropping hints...


He's just put brokeback mountain on. Neutral

I wish I was joking.
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
bazza wrote:
The love that dare not speak its name has resorted to dropping hints...


He's just put brokeback mountain on. Neutral

I wish I was joking.


Lock your bedroom door tonight and sleep with your ass to the wall. Laughing

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PostPosted: 10:32 - 22 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont lie Shaun - you took the picture yourself after a mammoth wanking/fantasy session.

No shame in it - im also knocking one off now.
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 22 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy Blake wrote:
Shaun wrote:


He's just put brokeback mountain on. Neutral

I wish I was joking.


Lock your bedroom door tonight and sleep with your ass to the wall. Laughing

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Wont work. I've heard M1ke owns a few 50mm Diamond tipped Masonry drillbits.

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