Things to do before you die

[Shaun]

I've decided to compile a list of things I need to achieve before the time comes where I must leave this fake reality... I joke, I just mean before I die.

The list is as follows

See a goat climb a tree
Stand on stage in front of a few thousand people
Get on TV (not some shitty channel at 4am)
Following that, get the media to hate on me for some reason
Live in a 'proper' city
Stroke a Lion
Throw a TV out of a high window
Be pissed for a complete 24 hour period
Do a Sky dive
Stand in a news agent and call daily mail readers twats
Make a famous youtube video
Teach my li'l bro to ride a motorbike
Not have to work a 9-5
Tell Jonathan Ross he's a bell end
Go to one of those mental churches in America

That'll do for now!

[Shaun]

Oh and yeah, post yours so I can steal your ideas.

[Finglonga]

[Shaun]

[quacker_boy]

I've done a few of your things:

Seen a goat climb a tree
Stroked a lion
Been pissed for a complete 34 hour period. Never again. Hangover that lasted a week!
TV out of a third story window

Not that many things I want to do really

Sky dive
Bungee jump
Break 200 mph
Break 300 mph
Nothern Lights
Cage dive with great whites
Build a Caterham 7
Rebuild an old skool mini with two Fireblade engines in, on for the front wheels and one for the rear

....I'm sure I'll think of more but that's all for now. Any other adrenalin junkie stuff will do
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[Steve H]

I would like to visit the grave of or meet every person mentioned in Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire' over a 6 month period.

I'd document my journey through American History using a camcorder, entitle it 'A Documentary about the shittest song EVER' and sell it to the BBC where it'd be shown after midnight on BBC3.
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[D O G]

I really want to own a goat.

In order to do so I will probably need a bit of land to do it. Probably with a tree.

If you still haven't done the goat observation I'll let you come round and watch. Then we will both have achieved one of our goals. Wouldn't that be nice?

[lozzypop1]

[hellkat]

I actually can't think of anything

I am almost utterly content in my life at this point, that I have little ambition other than to stay reasonably healthy and financially comfortable till I actually die of old age.

*bites lip*
Must be time I died, then.
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[killa]

Before i die...

A 3-sum (two girls)
Kill a large animal with a big gun
Own an American V8
Make a sketch show (probably an online 1)
Take revenge on a bike thief
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[Clanger]

We used to keep goats when I was a child, I actually helped one give birth, and then it was my job to look after the kid because it's mother rejected it.

I've never seen one climb a tree though!

Because I've already acheived a lot of my personal goals, I cannot think of any many more I would like to do, apart from these:

(I cannot do a skydive, because my doctor won't allow me).
*I would absolutely love to be co-driver in a proper rally tournament, the adrenalin buzz from that would be amazing.
*Would like to get up close and personal to an errupting volcano, and see larva flowing with my own eyes
*Would like to go storm chasing in America, to see twisters
*Would like to see a proper whirlpool
*Would like to see a tsunami wall of water (from a helicopter)
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[garth]

I want to race, I want to travel, but mostly, I want cake.

I don't want to waste my life working.
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[lofty]

I want to go to lots of countries and see some amazing animals and stuffs,
swim with sharks... which after my degree might happen, never know!
Do some amateur point to point racing,
Get a bigger ruddy bike!
Be happy.. and I would like to be able to forget all the people that don't make me happy!

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I want...

a job that can provide for my needs, that every morning I get up and think "Great! I get to do <insert bliss here> again!"
to run a marathon.
to see New Zealand, and Japan.
to get monged in Amsterdam.
to find the perfect motorbike.
to write a book.
to finish Frankenstick.
to start gigging again.
to learn to read music.
to write my own music.
<insert a pile of other things here>
and finally, to die peacefully in my sleep.
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[G]

I did write a list a while ago, but seem to have lost it, something along the lines of...

See the northern lights
Learn to ride to a reasonable 'superclub' standard
Get better at decent (high/slow) wheelies.
Learn to powered-hang-glide & paramotor
Try and eat a 'Big Texan' steak (the big one, of course!)
Ride to Mochudi, Botswana
Do a bungee jump (if Im allowed)
Complete PPL
Do a free-fall parachute jump
Do some more 'serious' enduros (if my back can take it, which is unlikely),
Maybe even find a lady soul-mate to do some of the above with

[bazza]

[Clanger]

[Visitor Q]

Lunge wildly at the pope
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[JonB]

* See a tornado
* See the Northern Lights
* In the summer, go sufficiently north so that night-time never occurs
* Do the Lands end to John o Groats, cycling.

In a rush, so that's all for now.
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[Visitor Q]

[hellkat]

Ok, yeah, I would quite like to see the Northern Lights
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[warped one]

- Break 200mph on a bike then maybe a bit more
- Have my own enemy (Other people's don't like me but I want my own)
- Join the mile high club (Yes old i know)
- Start my own business
- Move to Cornwall
- Migrate to America
- Get really angery and p1ssed off, never done it before
- Live past 25 as everyone keeps saying that I won't

And loads more personal ones

Cheers

Warped
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[kitty kat]

I am sad, no ambitions other than to be happy with my life. At this moment in time I am extremely happy, things are looking very good for me.
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