Your dream job

[Alex-RS]

Inspired by gr82bthe1st's thread, I thought I would see what everyone's dream jobs would be and why...

I would be a footballer, and not for the obvious reasons(most young lads dream of it) but because I could, and maybe should have been a pro at some point in my life. Oh well, life goes on.

Go

[eddclarke]

Id like to work in a think tank, coming up with solutions for all sorts for problems
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[Harold_Shand]

Film writer and director or an Author.
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[5v3d3b0]

Anything which will get me loads of money and sex and I enjoy doing. And not being a pornstar. Any jobs like that around?

[Harold_Shand]

[mooserx]

i always wanted to be a fireman (seriously) but couldn't due to being short sighted, i'm a prison officer now and love it, guess i'm one of the lucky few who enjoy their job.
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[silky666]

Owning and running one of those trail riding holiday companys - somewhere warm and friendly
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[Handsome]

Always wanted to own and run a small cafe/restaurant in France, somewhere near Paris but not to near the centre, with big feature windows with a little sidewalk outside where I can place the extra few tables under the awning, must come with an upstairs appartment that also has to have big feature windows, with a balcony surounded with wrought iron ballastrade and a courtyard out the back for the car and bike...

Kind of like the decent paintings/prints you see of a scene outside the cafe, or from inside looking out, you know what I mean...

Failing that, as I read alot, a rare and hard to find books, book shop, again full ownership though...

Not that I've thought about it, alot, honest, really...
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[Barry_M2]

I'd like to be a mechanic for a Superbike team / MotoGP team etc..
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[chillpill]

bong tester

[Faldo]

Claudio von Planta (the camera man from the Long Way Round) had the best job IMO. I'm really wanting to spend years exploring Europe and Asia on a bike (albiet on my own), but he actually got paid for doing it. Absolute dream job.

Failing that, car journalism would be a more realistic goal.
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Motogp racer.
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[Icey]

My dream job as a child was to be a Vet.

I guess I'd still love to do it, shame I'm not smart enough for that though.
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[mooserx]

[5v3d3b0]

Being a male escort is sick, cause the only ass your gonna get is fatty bom bom.
A mildy decent girl who wants sex doesn't ever need to pay for it

[Faldo]

[AJI]

Yellowninja, that's my goal too. I'm doing a masters degree in journalism at the mo with the aim of getting into motoring journalism, but if I ever got "the break" and got into TV doing something like Top Gear, I'd have to say that'd be pretty much perfect.

Really, I'd like any job that earns a decent wage and that I'd enjoy. A realistic target for me as far as car journalism goes would be to work on a mag like Autocar.
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[spikenipple]

I would like to be paid £75/hour for being fellated by Mischa Barton.
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[K0rnIsAFAGGOT]

Play for Chelsea and be on 150k+ a week.

[neatbik]

Rock star
As a teenager i played in a few bands and we were convinced we were gonna make it big someday
Although we played pretty much all over the uk and europe, it never quite happened...

So if i cant be a mega rich rock star, i guess i'd like a job where i can spend my time in a nice warm workshop building custom bikes - but not way over the top occ type bikes, i much prefer more tasteful ones

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I'd like to run a recording studio that has a workshop, a greasy spoon, an arcade and a cross between Maplins and Millets. And an internet cafe.

I may even open the doors to the public on some days.
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[Matthie]

RAF fast jet pilot.

Can't though because of my eye sight.

Thinking about joining the army now, I think I will enjoy it.
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