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PostPosted: 13:53 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Arse to mouth Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
i wouldnt kiss the girl after
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 13:59 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
That would be knuckle-butty territory for anyone brave enough to try Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
God how naive am I despite my great age. Sad

I thought you meant not washing your hands after going to the loo til I read the other replies.......... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
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God how naive am I despite my great age. Sad

I thought you meant not washing your hands after going to the loo til I read the other replies.......... Embarassed


Aww. Bless ya Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
seems to be quite popular there days.

In the heat of the moment I must admit to having kissed a few girls who have taken on the ass to mouth scenario.

Problem is there isn't anything left that's new these days Crying or Very sad

If you're going to like her chocolate freckle why would you shy away from doing this ?
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
DEN MONKEY wrote:


Problem is there isn't anything left that's new these days Crying or Very sad



stabbing her then fucking the stab wound?

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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
DEN MONKEY wrote:


If you're going to like her chocolate freckle why would you shy away from doing this ?


Dunno. Just seems a little bit too much to me really. Specially planned Neutral
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing This is hilarious

Oh the follies of youth
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jesus christ, what is it with this arse-sex thing going on? What's the attraction? A tighter hole? Some kind of degradation/humiliation schmiel? I stuck my finger up a girl's arse once while I was giving her head, purely an act of generosity/consideration, and got it back with sh1t around the cuticle and a nasty smell. Never again. As for sticking my cock up there. Sick And then whacking it in her mouth, followed by kissing?!

Must be a generational thing. Cyclic maybe. The Romans were fond of having girls raped by apes in the arena, or so I've read. Victorians were barely tolerant of the missionary position. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Jesus christ, what is it with this arse-sex thing going on? What's the attraction? A tighter hole? Some kind of degradation/humiliation schmiel? I stuck my finger up a girl's arse once while I was giving her head, purely an act of generosity/consideration, and got it back with sh1t around the cuticle and a nasty smell. Never again. As for sticking my cock up there. Sick And then whacking it in her mouth, followed by kissing?!

Must be a generational thing. Cyclic maybe. The Romans were fond of having girls raped by apes in the arena, or so I've read. Victorians were barely tolerant of the missionary position. Laughing


only reason i've ever given anal is so i can say i've done it. same with any other not-quite-normal sex act.
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Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
... got it back with sh1t around the cuticle and a nasty smell. Never again.


Laughing The smell that lingers on. Even when scrubbed with a nail brush Wink

Anal is amazing. But anal followed by putting the fudge stick into my mouth. "I keeeel yooo" (Said in angry mexican voice there. Because that is my angry bedroom voice) Surprised
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
JodieWodie wrote:
Hetzer wrote:
... got it back with sh1t around the cuticle and a nasty smell. Never again.


Laughing The smell that lingers on. Even when scrubbed with a nail brush Wink

Anal is amazing. But anal followed by putting the fudge stick into my mouth. "I keeeel yooo" (Said in angry mexican voice there. Because that is my angry bedroom voice) Surprised


That's something else I've never understood. I thought it was only supposed to be particularly pleasurable for blokes, a prostate thing. Why do birds get off on it so much? Confused
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:

That's something else I've never understood. I thought it was only supposed to be particularly pleasurable for blokes, a prostate thing. Why do birds get off on it so much? Confused


Only some Wink And its because of the very thin 'wall' between vagina and rectum. Since the vagina is full of stretch mechanoreceptors, it still kicks off (some of) the same feelings.

You just have to remember the clit.

Anyhew, anal is all well and good. Just thought I'd check I wasn't mad for declining arse to mouth. Random slapper maybe, but not someone I actually like.

Visions of those couples who divorce after being dragged to a swingers party.
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
JodieWodie wrote:
Anal is amazing.


Marry me. Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:53 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Hetzer wrote:

That's something else I've never understood. I thought it was only supposed to be particularly pleasurable for blokes, a prostate thing. Why do birds get off on it so much? Confused


Only some Wink And its because of the very thin 'wall' between vagina and rectum. Since the vagina is full of stretch mechanoreceptors, it still kicks off (some of) the same feelings.

You just have to remember the clit.

Anyhew, anal is all well and good. Just thought I'd check I wasn't mad for declining arse to mouth. Random slapper maybe, but not someone I actually like.

Visions of those couples who divorce after being dragged to a swingers party.


So I'm thinking of a bird who's only ever had it up the arse. Suddenly she gets it proper and "Wow! Now you're talking, the receptors are getting it proper instead of tickled via my ass!"

Other way around..."Hmm, it's like having a nice hot bath, but while wearing a mac." Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
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So I'm thinking of a bird who's only ever had it up the arse. Suddenly she gets it proper and "Wow! Now you're talking, the receptors are getting it proper instead of tickled via my ass!"

Other way around..."Hmm, it's like having a nice hot bath, but while wearing a mac." Laughing


You think about things too literally old chap. It's very very rare for a bird to enjoy anal more then pink, but as a change Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You think about things too literally old chap. It's very very rare for a bird to enjoy anal more then pink, but as a change Thumbs Up


Or both together... Shifty
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 13 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
bonny_ricardo wrote:
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So I'm thinking of a bird who's only ever had it up the arse. Suddenly she gets it proper and "Wow! Now you're talking, the receptors are getting it proper instead of tickled via my ass!"

Other way around..."Hmm, it's like having a nice hot bath, but while wearing a mac." Laughing


You think about things too literally old chap. It's very very rare for a bird to enjoy anal more then pink, but as a change Thumbs Up


Then it's a ratio thing. The pleasure/consequences ratio is way out of whack in my mind. Laughing
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Mudskipper wrote:


Or both together... Shifty


I wasn't going to mention that Wink
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mattsprattuk wrote:
DEN MONKEY wrote:


Problem is there isn't anything left that's new these days Crying or Very sad



stabbing her then fucking the stab wound?

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My mates Mrs had one eye removed.

I wonder if he could skull fuck the socket? Confused
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My mates Mrs had one eye removed.

I wonder if he could skull fuck the socket? Confused


Dunno, does he have a stumpy cock and a death wish? Laughing
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Everything feels right in the heat of the moment.

They just regret it afterward. Laughing
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As McGee said, heat of the moment you may get away with it, but there may be repercussions. Particularly if she likes revenge.

As I found:
"Here you go darling"
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"Eww, gross".

Then while she was cleaning her teeth, I quickly got dressed, quietly strolled out to my car, and left the state of Louisiana.
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