weridest place youve ever slapped the salami

[chillpill]

on saturday night i was out for a pub crawl and in the pisser of one of the pubs some bloke started cracking one out in the urinal next too me , i was too pissed to care and just carried on slashing

yeah so that inspired this thread , whats your weridest place ? ill start with mine wich was out in the sea on holiday in cyprus

ladies feel free to join in too [/b]

[The View Askew]

When I was working as a trapper I cast one out in the woods watching people shoot clay pigeons.
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[DXB]

In a sanger whilst on stag
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[Itchy]

In church ,

Well it wasn't strictly a church , in my youth my dad tried to get me brainwashed by christianity it nearly worked very very nearly as a cure for my madness (I'm not like anybody else in my family extended or other wise), but I resisted its allure and dodged that bullet as I'm made of stronger stuff, and hell there was a really really REALLY hot girlie I wanted to shag which nearly pushed me over the edge , however after chatting to her about what she wanted in life I infered she didn't believe in pre-martial sex and therefore I was gunned down.

When they did the let Jesus into your heart peer pressure thing where you stand up and be confirmed as a christian by baptists, I stayed sitting down , and smiles and tossed one off much to the dismay of the baptists,

Unfortunately this conversion camp was in the middle of Scotland somewhere and I was told to make my own way home.
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[chillpill]

^^^

best one so far

but she did belive in pre-marital rape right ?

[chillpill]

[Nufkamp]

I had a wank over my ex last night. I know that's wrong but I've still got a key and she's a very heavy sleeper.










Coat, door, gone.
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[hellkat]

I'm assuming you're talking about solo efforts . . .
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[Ariel Badger]

Kitchen of the Iranian embassy in Harare, Zimbabwe.

The Iranians had been chucked out of the country and for some reason a bloke I knew had the keys for the place (only the kitchen) and we lived there on the cheap for a week or so.
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[Handsome]

Lying on top of a massive wardrobe...
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[chillpill]

[r1_lad]

While posting on BCF...
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[quacker_boy]

[hellkat]

[Handsome]

[Visitor Q]

Whilst doing some work in a uni computer lab at about 5 in the morning.

It was deserted and I knew of online porn. Took my mind off the crushing deadline for 10 minutes
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[Drew]

At work in a council office under the desk while being a 'yts' with a very fit lass on the desk next to me. I'm sure she knew too, but nevermind

[The Artist]

in a lesson at school.

seriously.

i wont go into details but there were 15 other students and teacher present.

[MaybeGuy]

in a car
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[gary.glitter]

I once had a prison officer slap his salami into my mouth.

Other than that it was on the london underground this morning ( circle line)
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[The Artist]

[Ariel Badger]

I am trying to work out how I would react to a masturbating child in a class.
"Allymoss, what on earth do you have under the desk that is more important than my lesson? Now would you like to share with the rest of the class what has kept you so engrossed during reading aloud? Stand up boy, stand up."
At this point the OFSTED inspector makes a mark on his clipboard.
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[ms51ves3]

[Ariel Badger]

15 kids to the class=public school. I think that kind of thing is normal at Eton.
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[The Artist]

im not gonna go into details. lads of ppl were away so only bout 15 in class, usually 28-32.

I didn't stand up no.

And the gal 2 seats in front of me was 11/10

didn't take much lol