Written warning (What a fucking joke)

[Mac_Black]

Popped into the shop I work in lastnight.
My mate who was working told me that I'd been left a note, "probably a written warning" he said.
To be fair we both know we're being watched.

So I opened it, read it and luaghed and luaghed and luaghed.
Spelling and Grammar mistakes pointed out by my mate, proof checked by me in true grammar nazi style .
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Now the Assistant Manager had wrote this for me and fucking hell, I mean this just concretes any thoughts I had that he is a totally illiterate dimwitted cretin.
Fair enough he might have dislexia or some mild undiagnosed learning difficulty, but I simply can't stand the ammount of bullshit this guy spouts.
He is without a doubt a properly certified grade A dumbass.

Just before I get my rant on I'd like to take a second to talk about the letter, to which I have allready left a note for him saying that I won't accept it as a written warning; "The allegations are false, I do not accept these bullshit accusations and I will only be dealt with in terms of disciplinary matters by my Manager, Consider this written warning revoked."

1. He does'nt have any authorisation in terms of disciplinary actions, nor does a letter with false information count...
Its hardly very proffesionally presented which I'm assuming makes it void anyway.

2. I could'nt have been an hour late on Tuesday, I have'nt worked a Tuesday since two weeks ago.
(I did start work an hour after my rotoron Monday becuase I was at college and could'nt get back in time.
I informed my Manager of my fuck-up prior to the lateness which she accepted.
I then apologised for my mistake when I arrived at the shop.)

3. Bollocks, I leave the shop as clean as any other employee.
About keeping the stock on the shop floor faced up, well... Its allright (I do as much as anyone else, hypocrites much?)

4. The changing of the shifts was mutually agreed between me and my mate, the Manager was notified.

5. Closing the shop early, this was actually pleasurable to read becuase of level of self inflicted credibility sluaghter.
(He bases this on a claim that lastnight he came to the shop 10 minutes before "closing time ~ 22:00" to find it shut.
I do occasionally close shop just a FEW minutes early when its dead.

Infact last night I was serving until the last 5 minutes.
I got a text at 22:38 (when he actually arrived there) that I did'nt actually pickup until 01:00 from my assistant manager:
"Liam you'll have to walk back to the shop, I need your keys for tommorows shift."

I don't need to hold his hand, he should learn to fucking organise himself, he is the ASSISTANT MANAGER.
I was told by my mate that the guy phoned him at 11:30 yesterday morning and asked him to bring his keys down (late by 2 & a half hours?)
He told my mate that he had phoned me the night I was working and asked me to bring the keys, to which I apparantly agreed... Only to then never turn up shhh ya batty Blatant lies.


So to sum up hes basically a fucking moronic arsehole, a Jobsworth on a quest, still high off the biggest power trip of his life, which he technically is'nt even permitted to.
When he started at the shop, under 2 months ago we quickly picked up on the fact that he was a bit... dull, but I did'nt really mind.

He was constantly making up stories, saying "this group of fit birds come in and the offered me a blowjob/ quickie outside (hes told this story atleast once a week) but I had to say nah 'cus I was ON DUTY"
Only then did he start to get annoying and me and my mate poked a little bit of fun at him.
He later started to get at my mate (who to be fair probably deserves it for beign quite lazy) and has basicall now got it in for him, is allways slating him off or telling me that my mate is slagging me off/ getting me into trouble.

Since the new Assistant Manager has been here its just turned into bitching really, I've asked my Manager about the 'last chances' this fool gave me... He has abit of a name around here for this sort of behaviour and now I just feel its getting a little childish.

I think I'm gunna let him carry on in his flawed and backhanded ways until he fucks up, then I'm gunna have some fun.
I won't however be so pleasant to him when we switch shifts tommorow.

[strag]

"You left me to do your work the night before Tuesday morning."

That would be Monday night then
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[D O G]

I could write better than that when I was six.

At which shop/chain do you work?

It is remarkable how poor people's literacy is - I thought it was just the foolish 16yo on here which couldn't do it. To have a position of any responsibility and produce that crap is absurd.

[kitty kat]

How the hell did he get the job of assistant manager with literacy skills that bad?
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[yandy_yay]

pity about the warning but...

BIG LOLZ at that fricken letter...

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[bazza]

Written warning? Illegible scrawled note, more like. Ask for a formal interview with your manager and this clod.
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[Finglonga]

They have spelt Wednesday wrong also.
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[Barry_M2]

My 8 year old daughter can write and spell better than that!

Seriously, if that was handed to me I think I'd give it back thinking it was a joke!!

In fact, why not hand it back asking why a 5 year old has given you a written warning?! Or, hand it to his boss (the shop manager?) and get him/her to explain what this pathetic attempt at a letter is supposed to mean?!
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[Mac_Black]

Like I said I've allready left him a note refusing to acknowledge his letter.

I'm trying to get onto blower to my Manager as we speak, and see what she has to say about the matter.

There will be hell at 5'O Clock

[alun111]

I'm telling you something now... If i'd have recieved a note like that when visiting my work place, on a PIECE OF PAPER in SHIT handwriting with BAD grammar and spelling the shit would hit the fan. My main point for making a complaint would be because of the unprofessional approach taken to deal with the situation - i.e a note left in the workplace for everyone to read!
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[JonB]

What fucking dimwit doesn't use word processors for "professional" letters.
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[MaybeGuy]

that probably took him all day to write, also, what kind of fag circles their 'i's?? thats almost as bad as drawing little hearts above them.
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[Blau Zedong]

If I'd received that stack of shite masquerading as a formal warning I'd be torn between fitting it up the originator's arse or taking it to higher management in order to humiliate the stupid thick cunt.

If I took notes on the phone at work as badly as that my boss would go apeshit, never mind if I tried passing off such dross as a proffesional document.
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[Dischord]

THE NIGHT BEFORE TUESDAY MORNING!!!

WTF LOL
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[SlimRick]

Can they not even stretch to headed paper there?? I'd take it as a joke and bin it. Not as if he's gonna take a copy of that and put it on your file.

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[Mac_Black]

Unfortunately the saga continues.
I phoned my Manager today to ask if she knew of the letter, apparantly she does and it was authorised by head office.
This monkey actually has the power to make managerial decisions? What is the world coming to

Anyway I then went on to tell her that it still was'nt acceptable, I explained its all based on fiction and then she tried to tell me that she herself had been at the shop at 21:50 to find it closed.
This pissed me off a treat and in a fit of expletives I told her that outright lying was'nt the answer, I then told her how unproffesional their behaviour was and basically shot her ill stitched defense into pieces.

At this point my MANAGER started to sulk, accusing me of talking down to her and making a mockery of her. I told her that this was'nt my intention but I knew I was being mis treated.


Roll on 17:00, and the fun really begins.
Assistant Manager "Back office, NOW!" (My note had somewhat of the desired effect then )
He pulls this out of his ass and we then argue non stop for the next half hour, in the prescence of his wife and kid... Don't worry I kept him on the back foot where he belongs.
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Suprise suprise his story starts to change now, saying that it was the customers who reported the shop closing early .
I tell him what I feel about his original 'written warning' and pointed out that if that were seen in a court room then the judge would just laugh.

I then asked for it to be dealt with properly, on real solid facts rather than this pathetic heresay to which he replied "Fine I can get you your letters, I'll type them out on my mates computer".
He then put the second written warning aside, only for me to snatch it and say "No I don't so, I'm keeping that as evidence".

He then kept on and even attempted to twist my words, askign why I was going to sue him in court, etc. I told him that the real concern of mine was the manor in which the letters had been dealt with, I also informed him that I would be contacting head office to see what they have to say on the matter... Theres no way in hell that I'm letting this rest, even if it ends in my dismissle, aslong as its a fair one.

At this point he started to panick and actually plea with me, saying how he feared that his job would be on the line, telling me how he feels like he's being messed about by me and the Manager.
Even the monkey himself is'nt sure of the responsibilities he has .

He even started to talk about how he hates dishonesty and bitching, bit rich I think.
He said he was allways straightforward in dealing with me face to face which he is but when you then account for the amount of nonsence he talks and the way in which he stirs, it does'nt add up to much.

I told him and my Manager later that I was'nt going to let this slide, and I'm not excepting those as 'Written warnings".
Later when my Manager came back onto the subject of the early closing, I told her she was taking the piss and then she said it may have been sunday or another day instead... Once again somebodies changing their story.

Not looking good for management I'd say
Needless to say this is'nt so amusing anymore, I'm actually rather peeved right now.

[simon1221]

I cant believe you left a note as a reply. Thats probably why he is pissed.

Try talking to both of them calmly, explain you understand their concerns, and you will try to work better in future.

Take advice from head office, but dont point the finger. Just because your assistant manager is an arse doesnt mean he should lose his job.

Are you really going to throw away a perfectly good job when theres nearing two million people without one?
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