drinking

[chillpill]

why

last night

started a fight on a massive group of chavs and got batterd

spat in my mates car and a huge fuckking spit at that a massive greenie

called my mates girlfreind a walking bucket fanny

fell over many times

lost a phone

lost a shoe

lost a 8th

lost a hoody

lost a deck of 20 bnh silver

pissed on the floor in my own house

nearly smaked my mum in the face

and probobly a lot more , and i cant remember a single minuite of it , all this and i was in bed by 11 aswell haha so i missed new years

feel like the worlds biggest dick

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[trevoriv]

Shandy eh. It's dangerous.
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In life, I have 3 regrets. All occurred while pissed! Nuff said.
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[numark1]

I was walking home last night about 1-2am and walked past a group of 15 teenagers. They were the typical black gangster wannabes of London, probably very drunk.

One of them at the front of the crowd was walking backwards and I was walking towards them. I wasn't going to move away from them as they thrive on intimidation in their big crowds.

Anyway he bumped into me backwards and fell over. He jumped up and started having a go at me. I just ignored him and was about to walk off. As I did he shouted "your lucky I'm in a good mood otherwise you'd be on the news"

I assume he meant he would 'stab me up' anyway as I turned around to him a guy who was behind me just fucking lamped the little gangster nigger and he fell flat back on his arse.

Was the funniest thing I have ever seen and totally unexpected. The guy that fell on his arse got a big shock and the rest of the so called gangsters walked on and said nothing.

[Walloper]

[N.C]

[Al]

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[chillpill]

hahaha i dont even rember what i was drinking after the tequila vodka sambuca and rum lol mixing drinks is not a good idea

lol more parts of the story have been revealed , aparently the geezers i got in a fight with were my mates cousin and his mates thats why i didnt get killed , so luky me lol

also found a nice pile of sick underneath my pillow

i probobly did get mugged i jsut cant rember it

yea shaggy it is a little pickle

[chillpill]

hahahaha according to my mate as i was pissing in my room he tried to stop me and i said "this aint my room, i know what my fuckin room looks like"
quote of the day if i ever saw one

[N.C]

i still wouldnt find humour in this

its how people get killed, end up comitting crimes and generally not very nice

I could easily give up drinking at only 17

expensive, makes me feel tired and ill and only time i do embarrasing things

[craigs23]

Yes, quite. What what.

How do people ever think that the UK's youth of today have drinking problems?

[chillpill]

[steppen22]

This sorta malarky doesn't impress me.

Be dignified when drunk, not a cockhead.

I'm sick of having to step around cockheads every evening I go out, or having to "smile disarmingly" at the shitty little drunken diatribes from people who don't know their own limits ("Oh you vomited down your shirt! Hilarious!)

If you're acting like a cunt, you're a cunt. Drunk or not, you're still a cunt.

I'm also sick of the demands all of these dickheads who can't handle their drink place on the emergency services. Ambulances should stretcher these losers up and systematically dump them in ditches far far far from town. You want a good night? Here you go shitso, and stop wasting the time of overworked underpaid nurses and paramedics. These fuckers shouldn't be bailed out from their moronism: they should suffer every minuite of it.
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[Madmanx]

Here's some symptoms of alcoholism.
I remember being told by AA once that if you could relate to 3 of the actions out the list, your likely to be an alcoholic.
I think at the time I could say yes to them all.


Dependence on alcohol
Excessive consumption of alcohol
Low tolerance for anxiety.
Impairment in concentration

Impairment of attention span and memory

Inappropriate aggressive or sexual behavior

Mood lability

Impaired judgment

Impaired social functioning

Slurred speech

Inco-ordination

Increased need for alcohol at the beginning of the day, or at times of stress.

Insomnia; nightmares.

Hangovers, and absences from school and work.

Preoccupation with obtaining alcohol and hiding drinking from family and friends.

Guilt or irritability when others suggest drinking is excessive.

Blackouts; memory loss.

Delirium tremens (tremors, hallucinations, confusion, sweating, rapid heartbeat).

Liver disease (jaundice, internal bleeding, bloating).

Neurological impairment (numbness and tingling in hands and feet, declining sexual interest and potency, confusion, coma).
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[Walloper]

[trevoriv]

[Madmanx]

Especially like the Inappropriate sexual behavior.
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[trevoriv]

[Pernig]

[Scouse]

I actually got to 'impairment of attention span', got bored and skipped the rest. It could be a sign

[Flip]

[Flip]

Well done on ruining NYE for so many people including your Mum.