My ride home

[tutton]

Today I was riding home after popping some wheelies in Maccers carpark to impress the girls. Anyway, so there I was, head on the tank, engine screaming beneath me like that girl on Friday night.

I came over the crest of this hill, letting the front rise up off the top, holding the wheelie just below the balance point so I could keep the throttle pinned and wave to the school children now gathered round the school gates watching me.

Suddenly, fingers to fear gripped tightly around my beating heart as I saw...a ice cream van that I was just flying past, DAMN! I said to myself in my helmet, I must remember to go back there later.

Anyway, there I was holding this wheelie waving away at the cheering school children on the path throwing a couple of combos into the wheelie to mix it up a little, then I saw it.

It's bright contrasting colours had me in a daze. It was a speed camera van!!! Not sure how many light years fast I was going as I was concentrating whats for dinner tonight, but I knew I was breaking the speed limit as I was wearing out my air maxs on the roundabouts I was going so fast.

So I slammed on the rear brake to bring the, now stopped spinning, front wheel down and back into contact with the black ice that I was riding over. I then moved forward so that I was sat on the tank, spread my legs and got comfortable as I started my rolling stoppie. I just kept the stoppie going, nothing fancy, while I began to shed my tremendous speed.

Looking around, I spotted a garage on the side of the road so steered the stoppie in there and did a couple of laps of the pumps untill I was going slow enough to come to a stop next to the kitten, which I reached down a gave a quick stroke, it was a very nice pussy. In my panic I could only think of one person to call, Matthie.

He answered in a tone as if he knew there was a problem he needed to solve. I quickly gave a run down of my situation, missing out the wheelies ect as he condones illegal activities. His quick thinking was brilliant, he gave me the idea to cover my plate from the copper who was waiting just down the road to get it. I then placed my hoody over my 'BA0 M4N' plate (see picture below for reference) and rode past the waiting copper in a rolling burnout with the back fish tailing. I then had a rather uneventfull ride home. Thanks for saving me from the scary coppers Matthie!

https://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o297/Gfxs/DSC00314.jpg
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[kiers]

apparently lukes stolen tuttons account
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[chillpill]

its all about krispy kreams car parks , thats where all the good skanks are

[CRF_Rider]

sounds like the biggest load of crap to me.
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[chillpill]

[The Artist]

[tutton]

This story is not entirely 100% the truth.
it did all happen, the picture proves it, now if minidinh reports me im going to skin his cat.
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[Skudd]

[lllN30lll]

I nearly believed you, until I read the part that you were doing wheelies
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[PeterNSR]

[Chriss]

Ace Biker tells 'em better.
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[MattHirst]

[tutton]

[craigs23]

Some say I taught Rossi the best way around Donnington Park.

Some say I taught the Stig how to get his kit whiter than white.

All you know is, I've got a photo of my bike with a masked numberplate.

https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/ahha.jpg

[MattHirst]

[Xenocide]

I can't believe I just wasted a minute of my life reading that!
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[lurker]

been a while.
has jackanory been at it again.
(i might have to troll through his posts to read his "new" ripping yarn).

[Ichy]

[Marcg868]

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[Marcg868]

[Matthie]

Tutton, watch out for dem darkies, watch out.



I hope you remembered your donor card before you went out today, the one that says 'Get yer thievin mits aff me organs, get ya own.'
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[tutton]

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[Marcg868]

[/quote]
blackburn maybe but bolton is worse for it. [/quote]

Thankfully im not born in Bolton, just unfortunate enough to live here.

Haha nah i dont mind Wigan, just dont like the football team.
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