Joke

[Matthie]

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.


His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament


Dear Vincent,


I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over because
you would be happy to dig the plot for me.


Love, Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son.


Dear Dad,


Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.


Love, Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.


Dear Dad,


Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.


Love you, Vinnie
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Tutton says: I hate random hardons, they are so weird...

[Bikeless]

[Matthie]

That's because it was posted on here for people to read and laugh at. They don't need to reply telling them how much it made they LOL or whatever.


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Tutton says: I hate random hardons, they are so weird...

[Bikeless]

You missed my point,sorry.

[Charlie]

Well that was hilarious
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[dransy]

I dont get it!? at all......
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[Matthie]

I found it funny, not bothered if you don't tbh.
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Tutton says: I hate random hardons, they are so weird...

[strag]

I actually quite liked it
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[TUG]

[Fawbish]

Its refreshing to hear some normal humour, as opposed to the sex driven, drug fueled, current affairs tosh that floats around after every major event.


However.

Still not brilliant Matthie
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[SoND]

What the fvck are the FBI doing in Italy?
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[Walloper]

[Dragonfly]

Just says he was Italian not in Italy. Could be the country side in America

I thought it was funny

[Walloper]

[Matthie]

I didn't write it.
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Tutton says: I hate random hardons, they are so weird...

[MinhDinh]

well i found it okay. i must be dumb because i had to read it twice and then i got the idea of it
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[Dragonfly]

[chillpill]

whats the differnce between a pile of dead babys and desmosedici ducati , i dont have a ducati in my garage

[MinhDinh]

[killa]

While on the Italian theme...

Guido the Italian Lover

A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.

This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the her yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."
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[LankyPaddy]

[Walloper]

Once in Italy two nuns were cycling towards the Vatican.
They decided to take a shortcut down a back street to beat the afternoon traffic.
As they were going along one of the nuns said to the other, "Oh I've never came this way before."
"Yes Sister." said the other nun, "It must be the cobbles."
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[LankyPaddy]

[Matthie]

I have never got that soap nun joke, can someone explain it to me?
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Tutton says: I hate random hardons, they are so weird...

[chillpill]

dildo soap