Time for some fun!

[Shaun]

Some time ago my ever so hilarious housemate setup a scene in my bedroom for me to find which consisted of a condom, a rampant rabbit and some tissues.

Tonight he's bringing round a friend from work which in my eyes is the ideal time for revenge to be had.

I've been practising my camp voice, I've placed the rampant rabbit on the kitchen side, there's a condom on the back door handle and another in his bed.

I need to do more, I have to, it's a once in a life time oppurtunity.*

*May not be a once in a life time oppurtunity.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

You need to develop a John Wayne stylee walk, and whine "I told you we needed more lube than that, I've been bleeding all day!"
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

The scenario : You wearing something abit fem with rabbit in hand
Knock at the door
You promptly open door and slap housemate on face, saying
"Well i've not been using it ?" wave rabbit vigorously in his face..Slam door shut and retreat
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[The999Kid]

Get hold of some KY or other lubricant and place it on view in an obvious place, or buy a large quantity of condoms and place them everywhere in the house... every drawer, table, cupboard...

Perhaps get a few Clay Aiken posters on his wall?
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Slightly OT: Had the god squad visiting my estate, when the knock came i opened the door with a hastily scrawled symbol on my forehead and proclaimed ina loud voice "I have my own religion"
not been bothered for years
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[chillpill]

industrial size tub of vaseline , gentically modified lubed up and suited up cucumber , and crate loads of xxx nordic cock porn strewn all over the living room

you could also cut arse cheek holes in a pair of jeans

[Visitor Q]

OPEN industrial jar of vaseline...

... with a nice brown streak down the middle of it

Chocolate spread should work
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[Barry_M2]

[Itchy]

Sleeping pills and booze lots of booze, possibly a gay mate too or somebody who isn't queasy about such things.

Get your house mate and his friend REALLY drunk and stick sleeping pills in their booze / food , oh you can't drive mate you are too drunk here stay in the spare room or on the sofa....

Now once they are suitably knocked out, get a condom , put something in the end of it like mayonase or spit in the end of it, put it on a biro and ask your gay mate or non queasy mate to stick it in the ass of your house mate's friend....

Now if you have knocked them out enough you can carry them to your house mate's bed , they wake up are shocked and think nah just a practical joke, then one of them finds what appears to be a cum filled condom up his ass.
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[Shaun]

https://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/cbrshaun/Photo-0229.jpg

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Smear some Nutella on that too.
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