F*cking Cager Bell end!

[binge]

I needed to stick some electric on the key, So I decided to just whip the Pit bike out and shoot round the shops. It was easier to get out of my street on than the car. My car park is well and truely snowed in.

I got out on to the main part of my street, I live in a side street, just off a crescent.

On my way round, I was riding in the middle of MY lane, And a little BMW Mini ONE Poof car thing was coming towards me. He swerved out onto my side of the road, Aiming for me blatantly, Then swerved back at the last minute. Caused me to swerve and loose the front end on the Snow. I managed to keep it up right and carry on to the shops.

There was no Ice on his side of the road or anything, He was obviously doing it to scare me because I was on a pit bike (Road legal may I add)


Anyway, on the way home, I pulled off the crescent and onto my street, And his car was parked on the corner, Just up the road from my house.


Do I:


A: Go Key every panel on his gay little car tonight
B: Give it a day or two, and kick his mirror off on the way to work
C: Forget about it and let the wanker think he got the better of me.





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Ben

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

D. Knock on his door and ask him why he did it.

Guilt trip him to the max.
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E. Leave a note on his windscreen saying you reported him to the police for dangerous driving and let him sweat for a bit.

Then do A in a week or so
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Are you quite a big, mean looking bloke?

If you are, go ask him what the fook he was playing.

If, however, you're 5'4 and weigh in at 6oz, put that can of Nitro Mors you have lying around in the garage to good use
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[binge]

I have no idea which house is his. It is parked out on the road with lots of other cars.

And it wont have the same effect if I give it a few days and then knock will it?

If he'd of been in his car when I passed, I'd of stopped.



Ben

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A, B and F
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[Knacker]

Theres some old saying about Do unto others as you wish it to be done to you.

Just go speak to him If your that displeased about the incident.


If i cut a car up on my way to work i stopped and he keyed my bike i wouldnt be pleased.

Be a man and have it out with him properly not act like a pathetic turd (Not aimed at you binge but thats how i feel in general) .

EDIT: Sorry didnt see the bit about you not knowing where he lives, Try and watch to see if somebody goes out to the car
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[binge]

I like the idea of the note on the windscreen!

Might go do that in a bit actually.




Ben

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Go round with someone and get your apology.


Pat

edit: oh eff it...just twat him 1
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[binge]

If I cut somebody up, I put my hand up and say sorry.

This guy pulled in my path, to purposely shit me up, he gave me a snotty look, and drove off.

I've calmed down a bit now so probably wont find myself keying his car. I might hold out until I see him getting into his car, or going into his house, then confront him, and explain that my bike IS road legal, and there was no need to swerve at me.


I've a feeling he thought I was a local shit on an off road bike tbh.



Even so, no need to drive a 1500kg block of metal at me.



Ben

[Itchy]

Keying is so childish .......................




























Use thermite for maximum effectiveness.
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[ncrn]

Personally I'd want to confront him about it, depending on how that goes his car would be fair game.. Could always pay someone to tow his car many many miles away?
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Do minis have locking wheel nuts as standard?
if not all 4 off on a front wheel off and watch the caliper grind into the ground?
rather malicious tho
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[chillpill]

defentely find out why he done it , you can judge wether hes a cunt or not when you talk to him

if he turns out to be cunt , fuck his car up

itchys got the right idea with the thermite its aluminum fillings , and iron oxide wich can be bought on ebay and with a suitable fuse a plant pot full of this stuff will burn its way through the bonnet through the enigne block and out the bottom

[Blau Zedong]

Title of this post made me piss myself - guess I've been watching too much Devvo lately

Although it should really be "bilend" not "bell end", preferably prefixed with "gay"....
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Brake fluid on his roof.
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If he has a fit wife.. get me to knock on his door and leave the rest to your imagination

Failing that, a note on his window, hammered in with a nail
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[MinhDinh]

i would personally key his car. if you could speak to him then there might be a valid reason, and if he is a cunt then tell him that if he does it again, you will fuck him and his car up. bring 2 or 3 crazy hot headed people with you.
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[quote="Titz"]If he has a fit wife.. quote]

If a bloke has a new Mini, it's a fair bet that he doesn't have a wife.

[0ddball]

But he might have a husband.