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Fawbish
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 03 Apr 2009    Post subject: What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Reply with quote

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Dam.





Fawbish, connoisseur of bad jokes, fine art, and sexual innuendos since 1988.
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 03 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats got two legs and bleeds a lot?































Half a cat
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PostPosted: 10:19 - 03 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just not spelling, it's "connoisseur".

Teh funnie.
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Fawbish
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 03 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tarmacsurfer wrote:
Just not spelling, it's "connoisseur".

Teh funnie.



Was seeing if anyone picked up on it. Shifty


Laughing

Killa, why was I expecting "My girlfriend." then? Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 03 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Killa, ive stolen that for the greater benifit of facebook,

hope you dont mind, well even if you do ive posted it now so its a bit late really.

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PostPosted: 13:10 - 06 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only come's once a year.............



There's a man on the beach with no arms and no legs;
3 Gorgeous women walk past and stop.. 1st one asks him if he's even been hugged - he simply says no then she hugs him.

2nd one asks if he's even been kissed? "No" he replies so she kisses him.

3rd one bend's over and whispers in his ear; have you ever been fucked? Looking at her in amazement he replies: "No" she replies "well, you will be when the tide comes in"

Any above repeats were done back then, not here and now so repost doesn't apply. Razz Laughing

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Also, try hovering your right leg above the floor by inch or so, start rotating it in a clockwise motion then try drawing a number "6" in the air with your right hand..........................

Or try drawing an "s"..

Feel free to post your results. Wink
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 06 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

st3v3 wrote:
Also, try hovering your right leg above the floor by inch or so, start rotating it in a clockwise motion then try drawing a number "6" in the air with your right hand..........................

Or try drawing an "s"..

Feel free to post your results. Wink


Depends on how you draw the number six, i find that:

Arrow if you draw the number six starting at the stop and moving anti-clockwise, your foot inevitably changes direction

Arrow if you start the humber six in the centre and work outwards in a clockwise direction, your foot maintains its direction and the person who challenged you walks away with their head hung in shame.

Im follow the latter method and put to shame everyone who thinks its impossible to draw a number six while rotating your foot clockwise.
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 07 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh, it's not easy either way fella, I couldn't do it so gave up. Embarassed Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 07 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some people have way too much time on there hands... Laughing

Two fish in a tank...





















First one says; 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'


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PostPosted: 15:48 - 07 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two men walk into a bar.
































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You would have thought one of them had seen it.
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 08 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

englishman irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar, the bartender says...."is this some sort of joke?"


what did the ocean say to the beach?............... nothing, it just waved Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:41 - 09 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?



















Because she didnt have any arms.
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 10 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fawbish wrote:
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?



















Because she didnt have any arms.


That is funny, karma wasn't enough; I had to say it.

Lying in a heap under a swing gently moving in the breeze desperately trying to stand up...

Heh!

Thats funny...

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