What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

[Fawbish]

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Dam.





Fawbish, connoisseur of bad jokes, fine art, and sexual innuendos since 1988.
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"Oh....it looks like Average Joe's is forfeiting the match!" - "Yeah, its a risky strategy but lets see if it pays off for 'em Cotton."

[killa]

Whats got two legs and bleeds a lot?































Half a cat
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

[Tarmacsurfer]

Just not spelling, it's "connoisseur".

Teh funnie.
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I'm immortal. Well, so far.

[Fawbish]

[c_dug]

Killa, ive stolen that for the greater benifit of facebook,

hope you dont mind, well even if you do ive posted it now so its a bit late really.

c_dug
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I am a bellend, I am a man of constant sorrow, I am a gummy bear, I am a rock.

[st3v3]

Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only come's once a year.............



There's a man on the beach with no arms and no legs;
3 Gorgeous women walk past and stop.. 1st one asks him if he's even been hugged - he simply says no then she hugs him.

2nd one asks if he's even been kissed? "No" he replies so she kisses him.

3rd one bend's over and whispers in his ear; have you ever been fucked? Looking at her in amazement he replies: "No" she replies "well, you will be when the tide comes in"

Any above repeats were done back then, not here and now so repost doesn't apply.

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Also, try hovering your right leg above the floor by inch or so, start rotating it in a clockwise motion then try drawing a number "6" in the air with your right hand..........................

Or try drawing an "s"..

Feel free to post your results.
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Roger wrote: Women don't get damp for clingy puppies. Get some better happy pills, hit the gym & buy a medallion the size of a dinner plate. Job done

[The999Kid]

[st3v3]

Meh, it's not easy either way fella, I couldn't do it so gave up.
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Roger wrote: Women don't get damp for clingy puppies. Get some better happy pills, hit the gym & buy a medallion the size of a dinner plate. Job done

[pa_broon74]

Some people have way too much time on there hands...

Two fish in a tank...





















First one says; 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'


Ok
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Didn't catch anything.

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Two men walk into a bar.
































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You would have thought one of them had seen it.
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[salty21]

englishman irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar, the bartender says...."is this some sort of joke?"


what did the ocean say to the beach?............... nothing, it just waved
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[Fawbish]

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?



















Because she didnt have any arms.
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"Oh....it looks like Average Joe's is forfeiting the match!" - "Yeah, its a risky strategy but lets see if it pays off for 'em Cotton."

[pa_broon74]