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 UnknownStuntm... World Chat Champion

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 Posted: 09:54 - 12 Apr 2009 Post subject: Made a small child cry... |
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So I was driving my mate back to my place last night, through a pretty scratty housing estate. Three little kids playing on the road up ahead, so I slowed down. They all moved over to the pavement and stopped to watch me go past. The smallest one, say about four years old, chucked a small stick at my car. Faster than I could think, I slammed the anchors on and got out and yelled at her (yes, it was a small girl ) and she looked pretty sheepish.
Then, the 'mother' came out of the house opposite wailing like a banshee, effing and blinding at me for yelling at her kid. Quite right too I said, but she was playing in the road and I was yelling at her to scare her and teach her a lesson.
This is where I failed. I did not tell said banshee that small child 'A' had launched a missile at my car.
Anyway, child and mother (now properly crying) now walk away.
So, I feel like poop now. I want to tell the mother the full story so she doesn't think I'm a random twat who needs psyche evaluation. I also don't want the wrath of a tattooed ape looking for my car about the place. So I feel like I should do something, but what....? |
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| The Original Muzza |
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 The Original Muzza World Chat Champion

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Kidnap the child. This will keep them preoccupied. Bonus points for trying to hide them in outer space via a homemade rocket.
Looking forward to reading the newspapers.  ____________________ Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
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Feel no guilt, you probably stopped the little bastard moving on to throwing bricks. ____________________ As seen on Google Street View https://tinyurl.com/yfdvojc |
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Mail this to her
https://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/beatkid4.jpg ____________________ Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
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I can't afford a rocket, don't want a readymeal/family, can't cut newspapers to do a ransom note and I don't have a gun. Fukkit then, I'll do nowt.
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The kid is so young she'll probably forget the whole thing within a few minutes. Not worth losing sleep over. It's amazing how kids can go from being in complete despair to complete joy and happiness within seconds.  ____________________ CBT February 2008 | A2 June 2008 | Yamaha YBR125 (written off) | Honda CBF125 (current) |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 17 years, 155 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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