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PostPosted: 07:45 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Duffy Diet Coke Advert Reply with quote

Have you seen it yet?

Its awful.

Who the hell gave this wailing bint a record contract?

I can fart in the bath with more musical ability.


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PostPosted: 07:56 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's alright to me.

It's nice they using someone with a "full figure" to promote Diet Coke instead of the usual anorexic models.
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PostPosted: 07:59 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's definately a bit marmaite. Like Ozzy.
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PostPosted: 08:00 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know the guitarist who started out jamming with Duffy, he said as soon as she got somewhere in terms of promotions etc she cut loose and turned her back on the people who helped her. All of her songs are written by some bloke who has written loads of songs from TV show themes to big pop hits. Was interesting hearing about how it all works.
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PostPosted: 08:39 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diet coke. The drink that compliments a Big Mac, large fries and a cheese burger.
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PostPosted: 09:33 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

That advert does my head in! not only is her voice like a scatchy old lady on her death bed she cycles to a supermarket, around the supermarket without loosing it on the polished floor and out again, why did she go there??just for a cycle? are you allowed to do that in a supermarket? and what is she wearing! jeans and sparkly latex look jumper she is busting out of? Evil or Very Mad

I hate that advert.
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate the advert and I hate her. She's got a voice that sounds like it belongs to some long-dead 60s soul singer. And by that I mean she's dug the body up and pulled out the vocal chords and stapled them inside her own throat. She looks like she's a mong or on drugs, or a mong on drugs. Sick
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

UnknownStuntman wrote:
I hate the advert and I hate her. She's got a voice that sounds like it belongs to some long-dead 60s soul singer. And by that I mean she's dug the body up and pulled out the vocal chords and stapled them inside her own throat. She looks like she's a mong or on drugs, or a mong on drugs. Sick


Your not keen on her then mate?

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PostPosted: 11:52 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

singing besides its a terrible advert.

she's given a diet coke, spies her bike and then dumps the coke in favor of riding around for a bit.

so... the message is.. diet coke.. so crap you'd rather go cycling!
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah phew, i got the impression people liked her seeing as she seems to be doing well.

But oh the pain when she opens that mouth of hers, i have the same feelings if one of her normal songs comes on aswell.

Interesting to hear she is a bitch too.
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PostPosted: 11:56 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Her voice reminds me of a squeaky 2 year old Thumbs Down Irritating bitch
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not seen it as don't watch TV unless it's on at work, just looked it up and youtube, sounds like a child with a sore a throat. Wonder how many millions they paid to film it, still it might work afterall, as Skudd says, Diet coke is the favoured choice of idiots who think it's a good thing to drink if you're fat, about as healthy as eating a jar of 'light' mayonnaise.
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
I know the guitarist who started out jamming with Duffy, he said as soon as she got somewhere in terms of promotions etc she cut loose and turned her back on the people who helped her. All of her songs are written by some bloke who has written loads of songs from TV show themes to big pop hits. Was interesting hearing about how it all works.


Same as Mike Skinner from The Streets, he grew up less than 2 miles away from where I live. A chef I used to work with was best mates with him when he was younger, told me that as soon as he started getting some attention down in London from the big names he fucked everybody off and was pretending to be someone he isn't. I knew he weren't talkin out of his arse when he came into the pub with non other than Skinner himself one xmas eve. My mates were all happy wanking around him, but since he's not really my cup of char I just gave a handshake an said 'safe'.

Still though, I think you gotta question what you'd do in that situation. You've got the oppertunity to be mega, but it means your gonna have to leave some people behind..... what would you do?

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PostPosted: 13:07 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd do her... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

But Mike Skinner has raw talent. In a completely different league to Duffy.
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:
But Mike Skinner has raw talent. In a completely different league to Duffy.


Lol I'd question the use of the phrase "Raw Talent" to a high degree.

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PostPosted: 13:36 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
Lol I'd question the use of the phrase "Raw Talent" to a high degree.

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Yeah i imagine Skinner had to become that character or else people would think he aint on that level.
Skinner is pop, he's not raw, he's a go between in a niche market. That 'street slang' kinda swagger him and lilly allen try and pull of is just that, an act. On another note the guys who made the 'Future cut EP' drum and bass album produced and mixed down her beats some time ago. They could make Steven Hawkins sound like Lionel Richie.
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy shit!! Is that Ad for real??
Maybe I saw a spoof one 'cos I just clocked some ugly, seriously talentless fuckpig cycling around screeching.
What a dog, what a noise Shocked
Who the FUCK listens to that twat anyways????
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My main problem with the advert is i can't decide whether she's worth receiving my seed or not. In some of the advert she looks shaggable, in other parts she looks like mutton dressed as lamb(with a big hooter).
If someone could do a photoshop of her with my creamy love-piss trickling down her cheek it might help me decide.

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(Actually, thinking about it, any girl looks better when she's adorned with my salty man-fat, so it's probably not a true test of her attractiveness)
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remember she cant sing with a gob full of cock.

sorry i mean coke!
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9gSZfINUFU

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PostPosted: 21:31 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
...I just gave a handshake an said 'safe'.

Where the fockin' hell were you when c_dug wanted advice for his JD Sports interview!?!?

If he'd have taken your advice on the finer aspects of meeting 'n greeting he'd have had the interviewer eating out the palm of his hand and offering him three quid fifty an hour and as many multicoloured laces that could be stuffed in his pockets.
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Much like amy winehouse I fail to see what anyone ever saw in her voice, that horrible shaky warble shit she does whenever she tries to hold a note has me reaching for the brick+tv combo.

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On another note the guys who made the 'Future cut EP' drum and bass album produced and mixed down her beats some time ago. They could make Steven Hawkins sound like Lionel Richie.


It's HawkinG btw, it drives me fucking mad how the great british public will never manage to mis-spell goody, doherty or beckham but can somehow not give enough of a shit about one of the great scientists of the 20th century to spell his name correctly.
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any advert that attempts to subvert proper thought and common sense by introducing a 'popular' character to sway judgement should be viewed with the deepest suspicion.

Adverts like this have one purpose only, to make you spend your money of stuff you don't need.

I've recently finished reading Mark Thomas' Belching Out the Devil. A book about the Coca Cola companies very poor human rights record around the globe. We're talking about dead union members in Mexico and multiple arrests of the work force in Turkey to name but two... I reprehensible company who hide behind their bottlers who they own controlling shares in anyway...

Duffy should be ashamed of herself, a whore suckling at the corporate nipple of greed... Or something... I'll let hetzer take it from here...

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PostPosted: 05:09 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

This spoofs funny

He can sing better than her !!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9gSZfINUFU

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