Duffy Diet Coke Advert

[amnesia]

Have you seen it yet?

Its awful.

Who the hell gave this wailing bint a record contract?

I can fart in the bath with more musical ability.


Jesus wept...
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

It's alright to me.

It's nice they using someone with a "full figure" to promote Diet Coke instead of the usual anorexic models.
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[Flip]

She's definately a bit marmaite. Like Ozzy.

[killa]

I know the guitarist who started out jamming with Duffy, he said as soon as she got somewhere in terms of promotions etc she cut loose and turned her back on the people who helped her. All of her songs are written by some bloke who has written loads of songs from TV show themes to big pop hits. Was interesting hearing about how it all works.
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[Skudd]

Diet coke. The drink that compliments a Big Mac, large fries and a cheese burger.
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[Dragonfly]

That advert does my head in! not only is her voice like a scatchy old lady on her death bed she cycles to a supermarket, around the supermarket without loosing it on the polished floor and out again, why did she go there??just for a cycle? are you allowed to do that in a supermarket? and what is she wearing! jeans and sparkly latex look jumper she is busting out of?

I hate that advert.
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[UnknownStuntm...]

I hate the advert and I hate her. She's got a voice that sounds like it belongs to some long-dead 60s soul singer. And by that I mean she's dug the body up and pulled out the vocal chords and stapled them inside her own throat. She looks like she's a mong or on drugs, or a mong on drugs.

[killa]

[supZ]

singing besides its a terrible advert.

she's given a diet coke, spies her bike and then dumps the coke in favor of riding around for a bit.

so... the message is.. diet coke.. so crap you'd rather go cycling!
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[yuri2085]

Ah phew, i got the impression people liked her seeing as she seems to be doing well.

But oh the pain when she opens that mouth of hers, i have the same feelings if one of her normal songs comes on aswell.

Interesting to hear she is a bitch too.

[cyberglass]

Her voice reminds me of a squeaky 2 year old Irritating bitch
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[Phoenix]

Not seen it as don't watch TV unless it's on at work, just looked it up and youtube, sounds like a child with a sore a throat. Wonder how many millions they paid to film it, still it might work afterall, as Skudd says, Diet coke is the favoured choice of idiots who think it's a good thing to drink if you're fat, about as healthy as eating a jar of 'light' mayonnaise.

[GhostRider]

[Feasty]

I'd do her...
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[JonB]

But Mike Skinner has raw talent. In a completely different league to Duffy.
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[pablouk]

Holy shit!! Is that Ad for real??
Maybe I saw a spoof one 'cos I just clocked some ugly, seriously talentless fuckpig cycling around screeching.
What a dog, what a noise
Who the FUCK listens to that twat anyways????
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[mistergixer]

My main problem with the advert is i can't decide whether she's worth receiving my seed or not. In some of the advert she looks shaggable, in other parts she looks like mutton dressed as lamb(with a big hooter).
If someone could do a photoshop of her with my creamy love-piss trickling down her cheek it might help me decide.



(Actually, thinking about it, any girl looks better when she's adorned with my salty man-fat, so it's probably not a true test of her attractiveness)
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[Fisty]

Remember she cant sing with a gob full of cock.

sorry i mean coke!
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[nick606]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9gSZfINUFU

what a absolute legend

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[WildGoose]

Much like amy winehouse I fail to see what anyone ever saw in her voice, that horrible shaky warble shit she does whenever she tries to hold a note has me reaching for the brick+tv combo.

[pa_broon74]

Any advert that attempts to subvert proper thought and common sense by introducing a 'popular' character to sway judgement should be viewed with the deepest suspicion.

Adverts like this have one purpose only, to make you spend your money of stuff you don't need.

I've recently finished reading Mark Thomas' Belching Out the Devil. A book about the Coca Cola companies very poor human rights record around the globe. We're talking about dead union members in Mexico and multiple arrests of the work force in Turkey to name but two... I reprehensible company who hide behind their bottlers who they own controlling shares in anyway...

Duffy should be ashamed of herself, a whore suckling at the corporate nipple of greed... Or something... I'll let hetzer take it from here...


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[Marcg868]

This spoofs funny

He can sing better than her !!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9gSZfINUFU


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