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Would you kiss Susan Boyle ?
Yes, definitely
8%
 8%  [ 6 ]
Maybe
0%
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Only if i was pissed
8%
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Definitely not
52%
 52%  [ 36 ]
I'd rather kiss Anne Widdecombe
30%
 30%  [ 21 ]
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Would you kiss Susan Boyle ? Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

The unlikely singing sensation that is Susan Boyle, has revealed that she has never been married, has never had a boyfriend and has never even been kissed. Sad

Some shallow people have made unkind comments about her looks which I feel are unfair. Beauty is only skin deep and you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.

Now the question is:......Would you kiss Susan Boyle? Go on, be honest. I know that I certainly would! Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too old for me but she has a wicked voice.
I feel sorry for people like her - I was sitting thinking 'shes going to make a tit of herself' but no - I was wrong - amazing voice!
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PostPosted: 13:14 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't understand why everyone's raving about her. You can hear that song sung that well, if not better, almost every single night of the week in London.

Put it on the TV and it seems that noone's ever heard something so amazing before.
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you mean, "kiss"? I'd give her a kiss, for providing a truly classic TV moment. I hope she wins, she deserves to on merit alone. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

carvell wrote:
I don't understand why everyone's raving about her. You can hear that song sung that well, if not better, almost every single night of the week in London.

Put it on the TV and it seems that noone's ever heard something so amazing before.


Yeah and the singers singing it in London have had years of training and vocal coaching and lots of experience singing in public for the public who expect to hear a good voice. This woman Susan has done bugger all voice training, a little choir practice and has a naturally gifted truly stunning voice. Rolling Eyes

(I still almost gag at the thought of sheltering under those eyebrows for a pucker though...*shudder* Sick )
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't touch it with Colins.
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is she presenting herself as some kind of babe? No, she's not. She's a middle-aged woman with a beautiful voice, an eccentric character and what clearly appears to be a good heart. Gawd bless 'er. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm with Hetzer.

EVERYONE was thinking that whatever she was going to do would be truly awful, purely by her appearance, including me.

What followed caused me to recoil in shock.

Hearing it every night in London is not the same as hearing it from someone who you have just judged solely on her appearance, and singing it as good as any professional ever could.

She has an astonishing talent, and this is only the beginning. She was born with slight brain damage apparently, i'm not sure what effect it has had on her, but perhaps it's something to do with the way she has turned out 'never been kissed'.

This will go 2 ways, either she will harness it and win the show, or lose it and not do so well.

What is certain though is that she's alrady made her mark, from ONE song, ONE appearance on some shite talent show.

I could almost hear the cogs in Cowells head turning, those were cogs of profit, and record deals should it go in her favour.

Good on her, we all should have the bottle to go and do something like that. Not that i can sing a note, but that's not the point. It's taken her until she is almost 50 to have the courae to do what she's done, put that in perspective against the idiots that got up there and 'sang' because their mates told them they had a good voice after 10 pints of cheap cider, and it becomes clearer.

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PostPosted: 13:52 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope she goes on to be famous enough to insure her eyebrows.

Good on the girl

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PostPosted: 13:53 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The voting system is completely flawed - what if I want a menage a trois with her and good ol widdecombe?

I've seen worse staggering down Broad Street on a friday night with some lad in tow waiting to hang out the back of it, she's just not going to the right places.

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PostPosted: 14:11 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
what if I want a menage a trois with her and good ol widdecombe?


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PostPosted: 14:36 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, where have I got to kiss her?

I mean body part, not what town she's in.
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:46 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If her eyebrows are that bushy, imagine... actually I can't type the rest of that...


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PostPosted: 14:51 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

What worries me most is how well Anne Widdicombe is doing in the poll.
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta be worth a punt, you guys are too fussy.
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PostPosted: 16:19 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww Man - I love Les Mis
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Is she presenting herself as some kind of babe? No, she's not. She's a middle-aged woman with a beautiful voice, an eccentric character and what clearly appears to be a good heart. Gawd bless 'er. Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 19:29 - 17 Apr 2009    Post subject: Re: Would you kiss Susan Boyle ? Reply with quote

raffles wrote:
Beauty is only skin deep and you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.


That's b*llocks. That concept was something thought by a f*ck ugly person that was running around a f*ck ugly forest whilst the f*ck ugly trees were being cut down by f*ck ugly lumber jacks and everyone hit him/her. F*ck ugly carnage!

No I wouldn't kiss her.
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I voted deff' yes based on it would be a big slobbery 'well done' kiss, and not a full on tounge twirling, handfull of super-hairy mott type thing. Wink
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally I think she's very ugly and has an average voice, but who cares either way???? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

beanfeast wrote:
If her eyebrows are that bushy, imagine... actually I can't type the rest of that...


Probably looks like she's smuggling Brian Blessed past an Overacting Police checkpoint. Shocked

Still, I've woken up next to worse. Not for a very long while, though.

Hope she wins. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You all sure it's not a drag queen? Looks like it. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd kiss her basing it purely on the fact I'm a dirty bastard...

No way on gods green earth would I tickle her peach though !!!
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm gonna say no but that's mainly due to the fact she is 3 times my age Laughing. Edit: Actually my maths is wank she is 3 times my age, minus ten years.

The girl in the video at about 1:20 in, she must feel like a right tool now for making that face especially as she was broadcast on tv Laughing.
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