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 Posted: 12:27 - 07 May 2009  Post subject: Aaaaaaaaaargh, I be related to Cap'n Fatbeard |
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| Quote: | MUSTAFA AND SON'S
N0 9B
KURANG
TAMANKUPET
977 DARIPUT ROAD ,
FIRST FLOO,
WISMA HOUSE
Kuala Lumpur
53300
Malaysia.
Following the death of my foreign client Mr Andrew A, on 2007,who was killed at the somalian sea coast and I guess he was a pirate, made a numbered fixed deposit valued at USD$19,000,000.00,(NINETEEN MILLION DOLLARS) in foreign bank (Malaysia ).I also guess that, the money is ransom paid to his pirate and militia group that attack and hijacks ships at the sea coast of Yemen and somalia. https://www.search.com/search?q=%22pirat%20attack%22.
I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was abortive and i also found out that 49% of the money was deposited at the bank three weeks before his death.I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at $19 million dollars is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated. My demand to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my late client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage.Am sorry if this deal perturbed or offends your moral believe.Please,contact me to indicate your interest and for more details.
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Barr.M.Mohammed Senior Advocate/Solicitor Esq. |
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Wow! That's some of the best acting I've ever seen!
I really do hope the email didn't "offend your moral believe" 
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| Posted: 14:37 - 07 May 2009 Post subject: |
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More to the point did you reply?
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| Posted: 15:16 - 07 May 2009 Post subject: Re: Aaaaaaaaaargh, I be related to Cap'n Fatbeard |
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| Quote: | MUSTAFA AND SON'S
N0 9B
KURANG
TAMANKUPET
977 DARIPUT ROAD ,
FIRST FLOO,
WISMA HOUSE
Kuala Lumpur
53300
Malaysia.
Following the death of my foreign client Mr Andrew A, on 2007,who was killed at the somalian sea coast and I guess he was a pirate, made a numbered fixed deposit valued at USD$19,000,000.00,(NINETEEN MILLION DOLLARS) in foreign bank (Malaysia ).I also guess that, the money is ransom paid to his pirate and militia group that attack and hijacks ships at the sea coast of Yemen and somalia. https://www.search.com/search?q=%22pirat%20attack%22.
I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was abortive and i also found out that 49% of the money was deposited at the bank three weeks before his death.I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at $19 million dollars is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated. My demand to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my late client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage.Am sorry if this deal perturbed or offends your moral believe.Please,contact me to indicate your interest and for more details.
Regards,
Barr.M.Mohammed Senior Advocate/Solicitor Esq. |
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| Posted: 15:23 - 07 May 2009 Post subject: Re: Aaaaaaaaaargh, I be related to Cap'n Fatbeard |
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The files are IN the computer!!
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| Posted: 17:29 - 07 May 2009 Post subject: |
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I agree, massive amounts of thought have gone in to it. I'm sure for 9.5 million the guy could afford to get it proofread.
Pff.
I might volunteer just to see where the scam is.
Anyone want to draft up some replies, I'll send back the best? I'm a) lazy and b) incredibly busy.
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| Posted: 04:46 - 08 May 2009 Post subject: Re: Aaaaaaaaaargh, I be related to Cap'n Fatbeard |
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Mohammad adn Jihad
N08 5AC
KERRANG
DAMANTUKIT
12 INFIDEL ROAD ,
SECOND BAESMENT,
THISMA HOUSE
AVUMETSTAN
53300
TURKMENISTAN.
Following the death of my foreign client Mr Durkha D, on 2010,who was killed at the Aegian sea coast and I guess he was a worthless street beggar, made a numbered fixed deposit valued at USD$19,(NINETEEN DOLLARS) in local bank (Lloyds TSB, high street ).I also guess that, the money is part of the benefits the scrounging bastard has nicked from the government.
I found out that he died without making a phonecall to the benefits office, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was insucesful and i also found out that 102% of the money was deposited at the bank three hours before his death.I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is stolen or rightfully reclaimed by the bank where this deposit valued at $19 dollars is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the nearest gullible bastard, or the account will be confiscated. My demand to you is to seek your consent to present you as a dumb fucking idiot and a lying ballsack, since you have no fucking clue, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to me. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage (100% for me, 0% for you) .Am not in the slightest sorry if this deal perturbed or offends your moral believe.Please do not contact me to indicate your interest otherwise i may be forced to take action
Regards,
G.O Shuvitt Upyarse. DPhil, MSci, Bsc, Fd, F-off
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