Do you ever...*slightly sad*

[RooRoo]

Talk to your bike? like after its had a severe thrashing give it a few words of comfort, or say good night to it when you come home late at night to go to bed and its been a 'good girl' the whole way home?

Am i the only person that weird? I would have thought so..

[jonesie-rs125]

i often talk to mine, i also talk to it on the road, if were taking a tight corner a few good words help her along, you can do it girl....just lean that bit more......good on yer girl.....just me and you then........lol
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jonesie

[bikegirl]

The option I need is:
I pat my bike and say "Hi baby" when it's sat in the garage. I also stroke the tank when it's plinking after a day out.
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[RooRoo]

Whats plinking? is it the noise the bike makes when its really hot and it then engine makes a 'tick..tick..tick' noise?

[WildGoose]

i shout at bikes when they are going wrong

and i swear at them as i skin my knuckles trying to fix them
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[Laura]

[bikegirl]

[Dr Nick]

It's a lump of metal.....
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is that it

[Claud 14.7 to 1]

No, I speak to cars though;

Get the fuck out of my way

haha you bastard, caned you.

haha; have fun waiting in that massive queue of traffic .

[timelimit]

good im not the only crazy one then

yeah i talk to mine whenever im riding usually along the lines of "lets get there safely"
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"Gaspar you fool"

[Slavo]

[Frost]

"c'mon ya bitch!"
when it refuses to start

"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"
when its running on one cylinder

"FFS! WHAT NOW?!"
when it breaks down in the middle of nowhere

thats about it

[flat spot]

I'm thinking of leaving this forum.

[atom]

Mines plinks too, generally conversation is restricted to expletives and "come ons" when its refusing to start.
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[Mr Pants!]

[Valentino Mossy]

I'll talk to the bike, but swear at my saxo !
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[The Dude]

Ok Flat Spot. Slowly start to move towards the door. Don't make any sudden movements. If we time it right, they'll be too busy licking the end-can of that R1 in the corner and they wont notice us leave. Slowly..... Slowly............ They say the mad have strength
If any of them come close to you, hold up that silver car steering wheel i gave you. Legend has it they hate those and can't look at them without a tinted visor

[karen_moomin]

I look at it and say "aren't you a sexy beast then?!"

I haven't talked to it on the road yet, I'm too busy concentrating and trying not to crash it.

[Smoto Bob]

Genrally only talk to my bike after it has got me out of a Hazzardus situation.

And then i talk to my self as well for getting into the hazzardus situation
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F'it DO WHAT EVER MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!! Even if it screws over everyone else :p
Titz wrote: "..and my 3rd accident was when this police car....."

[NSR125-Kid-UK]

I'll occasionally say stuff like "time for us to spend some time together" if we're about to go out, and one time i did a burnout to impress my ex-boss and then got home, apologised to my bike for abusing her, told her i didn't enjoy it, and that she coped well with it. , and thatI'd make it up to her by giving her a full clean the day after - which I did .
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"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman

[Mr C]

I say "Thank you" every time I get home safe

either from a pootle about the lanes or a blat up the strip




best to be on good terms with "her" eh? - even if she is a psychotic bitch with schizophrenic tendencies


nice as pie around town and country yet as vicious as you like on the strip
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187.3bhp = 201mph

[RooRoo]

[JimboJ]

No

James
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[00:42] <NSR-Andy> which one's the missionary position
[00:42] <NSR-Andy> i've heard it's good
[9:42pm] <Shaun> you came first mike | <Shaun> yes gav, because I really want to fuck you

[Mr C]

ZX12R - mad as a box of frogs one day, easy going torquey lump the next
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187.3bhp = 201mph

[stevo as b4]

I can think of a couple of words id probably say quite frequently if i was sat on top of a 190bhp kwak, i would think "oh shit" repeated again and again would suffice!
i said a few words to my kmx, as i reached the top of a steep hill after pushing the damn thing 1/2mile home. Its actually quite funny now though to think that the engine decided to blow itself up, on the last ride before i took it off the road, for a while, and put in away until my SM building funds have arrived!