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Skudd
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Biker? Reply with quote

Does having a bike automatically make you a Biker?
Does selling up and not having a bike mean you can no longer call yourself a Biker?
Just wondering as another person sells up and moves to cars. When do you actually if at all stop/start being a Biker?
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally, i've had my car licence longer than my bike licence, so it's not like i'm 'moving to cars', i've always had, and probably always will own a car, but:

Having a bike makes you someone who owns a bike IMHO.
Likewise, not owning a bike makes you someone who doesn't own a bike.

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PostPosted: 17:39 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you have a license, and have spent a considerable time riding bikes, that makes you a biker. IMHO.
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you sell your bike and buy a car does that make you a carer? Embarassed
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owdamer wrote:
If you sell your bike and buy a car does that make you a carer? Embarassed


Nope, it makes you a turncoat whore.

Sorry - couldn't resist Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

IMO the phrase 'biker' still has many negative impressions.
The jump is to smelly sweaty leather clad neanderthals with or without patches.

Either that or to matching bike and leather one-piece power ranger suited speed jockeys who just want to make progress, that's cut-up, whatever's in their way.

I'm just a guy who owns and rides a motorcycle (well, TBH more than one but it's hard to ride more than one, obviously Doh!)
So I'm a motorcyclist.

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PostPosted: 18:22 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

nowhere.elysium wrote:
Owdamer wrote:
If you sell your bike and buy a car does that make you a carer? Embarassed


Nope, it makes you a turncoat whore.

Sorry - couldn't resist Laughing


Well its a good job i've not sold my bike then.
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PostPosted: 18:37 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Biker? Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Does having a bike automatically make you a Biker?


No, I wouldn't say it does.

Skudd wrote:
Does selling up and not having a bike mean you can no longer call yourself a Biker?


Suppose it depends why you sold it. Sold it through choice? Then yes, you're not a biker. You're a person that once had a bike. Either that or an 'old biker'. Laughing

Define 'biker'?
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently I'm not a "PROPER" biker because i once drove my car into town when it was raining.What the clever b4stard didn't realise was i was actually going to the bike shop to buy parts otherwise i would have been on it regardless of weather.But then how does wearing a Yamaha jacket make me a biker,and how does driving a car when i need to make me less of one?
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
bik⋅er  /ˈbaɪkər/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [bahy-ker] Show IPA
–noun 1. a person who rides a bicycle, motorcycle, or motorbike, esp. in competition or as a hobby.
2. Informal. a member of a motorcycle gang.


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PostPosted: 19:04 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dgo1212 wrote:
Apparently I'm not a "PROPER" biker because i once drove my car into town when it was raining.


WTF? Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you own a bike you're considered a 'biker' by all those who've never owned a bike.

If you own a bike then a 'biker' is a dirty, leather trouser, denim waistcoat wearing old fart with a scruffy beard who has a propensity for thinking that sitting in a tent in the pissing rain listening to Motorhead covers sung by a bloke who looks exactly like him is the most glamorous way to spend a weekend in the whole wide world... EVER.
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends. Once you own a bike you will always have affection for all things two wheels. It's that way in my cae anyhow. I still load up biketrader at least once a week and think "what if". Just so happens owning a bike hasn't been practical at uni. I hope to own a bike again within 6 months, even if it just a hack to get about on.

I'd say anyone who is anyone who has owned a bike will always have fond memories of them and thus is more of a biker than someone who hasn't even owned one.

Though to be honest, does it really matter? It doesn't bother me one jot what someone wants to pigeonhole me into, therefore... Smile
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm an old biker......and I still own a bike. Laughing
Actually I have said this before, if you're over 40 then you're a motorcycle enthusiast...trust me. Wink
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dgo1212 wrote:
Apparently I'm not a "PROPER" biker because i once drove my car into town when it was raining.What the clever b4stard didn't realise was i was actually going to the bike shop to buy parts otherwise i would have been on it regardless of weather.But then how does wearing a Yamaha jacket make me a biker,and how does driving a car when i need to make me less of one?


Was that aimed at me? I guess I should've been running the [pisstake][/pisstake] tags, then.
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be a biker you need the following:

1) A beard
2) A Tattoo/s
3) Long hair but going bald on top
4) Carried out your own repairs/alterations on your bike
5) Owned a sports bike or a chopper of some description
6) Been on a ride out or to a weekend meet

and

7) Look as if you might have poor hygiene (but very probably don't.)

To be a biker, you need to be able to tick all those boxes. To be an enthusiast you only need to tick 4, 5, 6 and 7. If you can only tick 4 and 5 your bike is just a mode of transport. 4 you do because you're tight or skint, 5 you did by accident . If you can also tick 7, go and have a wash treg!

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PostPosted: 22:04 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I kinda fail on number 3, can I still be in your gang? Pleeeease?
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

nowhere.elysium wrote:
I kinda fail on number 3, can I still be in your gang? Pleeeease?


I can only tick number 4, a poor excuse am I! (Why am I typing like yoda??)

No one wants to be in my gang, I ride a yellow BMW.

(On the upside good is my hygiene... Oooooooh... Crap yoda impression, its hard in this medium...)

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PostPosted: 22:20 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
To be a biker you need the following:

1) A beard
2) A Tattoo/s
3) Long hair but going bald on top
4) Carried out your own repairs/alterations on your bike
5) Owned a sports bike or a chopper of some description
6) Been on a ride out or to a weekend meet

and

7) Look as if you might have poor hygiene (but very probably don't.)

To be a biker, you need to be able to tick all those boxes. To be an enthusiast you only need to tick 4, 5, 6 and 7. If you can only tick 4 and 5 your bike is just a mode of transport. 4 you do because you're tight or skint, 5 you did by accident . If you can also tick 7, go and have a wash treg!

Wink


Darn *snaps fingers*
I only have numbers 1 & 2 Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh this old chestnut...it only matters when you are young, naive and you are bothered what people think. It'll pass.

One day you'll be happy with what you think, and sod everyone else!
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:

I can only tick number 4, a poor excuse am I! (Why am I typing like yoda??)

No one wants to be in my gang, I ride a yellow BMW.

(On the upside good is my hygiene... Oooooooh... Crap yoda impression, its hard in this medium...)

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PostPosted: 22:33 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

^hmmmmm the force is strong in this one ^
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
To be a biker you need the following:

1) A beard
2) A Tattoo/s
3) Long hair but going bald on top
4) Carried out your own repairs/alterations on your bike
5) Owned a sports bike or a chopper of some description
6) Been on a ride out or to a weekend meet

and

7) Look as if you might have poor hygiene (but very probably don't.)


Damn it, I'm not bald on top. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
^hmmmmm the force is elsewhere in this one ^


Fixed that for you...
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 20 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
^hmmmmm the force is usually after this one ^


Is usually more accurate, although I won't say why... Embarassed

Damn my hyperactive glands...

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