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Ste
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: well it's bcf tradition Reply with quote

well I'm sat in RUH bath hospital after doing something bad this morning, right now I've got tubes in my hands, wrists, elbows and in my dick, fuck that last one hurt!

well, no idea whats happening other than i'm here a few days and then i'll be sectioned again, meh
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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

So what did you do?
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really sorry to hear your in hospital and even more sorry to hear you have a tube in your dick Shocked .

What was the bad thing?
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

wizzzard wrote:

What was the bad thing?


He gave superhans a blowy.
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If your going to be sectioned again, was it an attempted suicide?!?

My girlfriends dad was recently sectioned, when he got out he drove to the beach and went for a swim, never seen since...
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crying or Very sad have you got visitors? what happened?
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

your doing it wrong.
you dont put pills down your knob.
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

F*cks sake Ste you have to stop doin' these things. Get a grip mate. Smile Karma
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Scouse
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Told you didn't I...........Should of bought a Land Rover Wink Laughing
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MattHirst
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait till they pull the tube out of your dick, that hurts more than putting it in (putting it in they squirt numbing lube down your japsy...taking it out they don't Laughing )

I thought after the last episode of events you were relativley 'safe'
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PostPosted: 15:52 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste Crying or Very sad

If you need ANYTHING please let us know, we are always happy to come visit or bring you stuff.

GWS Dude.


I was just thinking and talking about you last night to some friends and telling them how awesome you are. Karma
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Re: well it's bcf tradition Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
well I'm sat in RUH bath hospital after doing something bad this morning, right now I've got tubes in my hands, wrists, elbows and in my dick, fuck that last one hurt!

well, no idea whats happening other than i'm here a few days and then i'll be sectioned again, meh


I live about 5 mins from the Bath RUH. Had my bone graft there (worst nights sleep ever, crazy people and a morphine comedown Sad )

Tubes down your knob hurt, great not having to get up for a piss though!

Hope your doing ok mate and if you need any mags or anything give me a shout Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just remember, there's much fun to be had throwing your bag of piss at the other patients and nurses! As I found out last night!! Sick
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't matter what you have done or why you have done it, I just hope you get the help to sort yourself out. If only not to have the knob thing done again.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
So what did you do?


Yeah - what have you done Ste ?

If its some form of accident ... then I suspect you will get the usual mix of sympathy and piss take Smile

If its anything like the last visit .. then I may be some time preparing my 17 page rant.
I can feel it building right now in fact ... and woe betide anyone that gets in with a "oh get well soon mate" before I post it.
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever it was, get well soon. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

LH-ER5 wrote:
Just remember, there's much fun to be had throwing your bag of piss at the other patients and nurses! As I found out last night!! Sick


Do i even want to ask....?
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caught aids?
Only reason ive heard of tubes going into willys Shifty
Get well soon mucker.
You mental case, no literally Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

'kinell Ste, I'm down your way in a couple of weeks so if you're still in that nice comfy room with the padded walls and you need someone to throw faeces at just let me know Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 23 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi

Get well soon Ste. Anything we can do to help please let us know.

All the best

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MattHirst
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PostPosted: 08:14 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

tutton wrote:
Caught aids?
Only reason ive heard of tubes going into willys Shifty
Get well soon mucker.
You mental case, no literally Laughing


Its called a catheter, so you don't have to get up for a piss. Infact, you don't even know your pissing Razz

Makes you think how the hell your body can make so much piss, litres of the stuff every day Shocked
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PostPosted: 09:25 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on Ste... Give your head a shake mate. Not the one with the tube down it Confused Laughing

Don't make me come see you again in the hospital, remeber what I told you last time I did that. Wink
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit Ste, you're gonna have to stop doing shit like this, get well soon though and remember, you don't need to be a patient to get a burse to touch you in your funny place.

Hex wrote:
remeber what I told you last time I did that.


Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:20 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste, stoppit fer fuxaches.

Your brand of irreverent and biting sarcasm would be missed.
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 25 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope it wasnt self inflicted ste, Really hope you get mended soon an back on your feet, gotta keep your chin up, all of us here are here to support you.
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