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sheepybaa19
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Please help - damsel in distress Reply with quote
I got asked out yesterday (not that you care, I realise) and the bloke in question rides a big BMW motorbike. Now, I know nothing about bikes but seem to think I was dimly aware that if you are a "real" bker you don't ride a BMW... AM I wrong? Are they cool? Are Ducatis generally cool? Or what is?

I hope this isn't too much of a pain in the bum girly question but it's been bugging me!

Thank you very much!

L xx
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mad4it028
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
a cool bike is a bike thats loved by the owner so to him its cool in my eyes bmws arnt cool but thats just my opion
as is he a real biker! yea why not he owns and rides a bike hes a biker
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
he sounds a very lucky man indeed Thumbs Up

give him hell for owning such a machine Wink

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Mudskipper
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Neutral

Cool BMW:
https://www.bmwcoop.com/wp-content/images/2008/12/2009-bmw-s1000rr.jpg

Not so cool BMW:
https://travellingboard.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/ewan-mcgregor.jpg

Cool Ducati:
https://www.webwombat.com.au/motoring/images/ducati-desmosedici-rr-1.jpg

Not so cool Ducati:
https://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/398637890_37d0037b48.jpg?v=0
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 12:39 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Please help - damsel in distress Reply with quote
sheepybaa19 wrote:
AM I wrong?


Yes. Now apologise to him, and offer up the gary.
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mooserx
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PostPosted: 13:39 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Please help - damsel in distress Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
sheepybaa19 wrote:
AM I wrong?


Yes. Now apologise to him, and offer up the gary.


And make sure he punches you in the tits.
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Knacker
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
BMW's and Ducati's are made of Phail!!!















However Gixers are made of win.


Fancy a Shag ?
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Please help - damsel in distress Reply with quote
sheepybaa19 wrote:
distressin' damsel


Corrected for you and I think your choice of name says it all Rolling Eyes

Bl00dy dippy bint giving us all a bad name - ranting lots, but containing most of it!! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
^^^^^^

Couldnt have put it any better... Wink
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jay12329
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've got a BMW, and a girlfriend. Not mutually exclusive.
I'm also ginger so may not be representative of the population.

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jake_hyo
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PostPosted: 14:40 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
bmw's were the best selling bike last year. Is it cool, s'up to you.
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sheepybaa19
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Just for the record Reply with quote
I wasn't basing what I thought of him or whether I would go out with him on what kind of bike he rode... I was just looking for something to go on in case I needed to give him a bit of a slagging... I've got to have something - he doesn't like football and I've never met a boy with a bike before.

L xx
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sheepybaa19
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Oh, I see Reply with quote
Good point, maybe what you ride says a lot about what you ride.
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sheepybaa19
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Do you want me to? Reply with quote
Not on my face at any rate...

You lot are awful Laughing

L xx
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mad4it028
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Do you want me to? Reply with quote
sheepybaa19 wrote:
Not on my face at any rate...

You lot are awful Laughing

L xx

ugh shaven haven ftw
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bazza
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PostPosted: 17:24 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
jay12329 wrote:
I'm also ginger so may not be representative of the population.


You're not even representative of the species...
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Everyone's idea of cool is different to the next... if you like the bloke, why are you pre-arming yourself with ways to diss him?

Oh sorry, my bad...you are a teenager...of course you are going to want to play mind games, and be a prick tease and all the other usual pranks which generally give the fairer sex a bad name.
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sheepybaa19
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: I wish I was a teenager! Reply with quote
But I'm well past that. I don't want to slag him in a nasty you're a dick way. It's just banter.

Surely there are many more successful ways to be a prick tease than to tell someone they have a crap bike...


L xx
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
what ever show us your tits
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Louise
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A bike is a bike to me.
If my Mrs thought that my bike was not cool id say bye bye in an instant Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Oh, I see Reply with quote
sheepybaa19 wrote:
Good point, maybe what you ride says a lot about what you ride.


60yr old British technology assembled in India with a few extra bits slapped on to make it seem more modern...I sincerely hope not!
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sheepybaa19
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Who knows Reply with quote
I don't want to know if he's right for me. I just want to know something, anything about bikes!!

L xx
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Mudskipper
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Who knows Reply with quote
sheepybaa19 wrote:
I don't want to know if he's right for me. I just want to know something, anything about bikes!!

L xx


They have two wheels, and vibrate nicely at the right RPM.
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Suitor_Stu
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 27 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Who knows Reply with quote
sheepybaa19 wrote:
I just want to know something, anything about bikes!!


Okay here's a heads up. BMW stands for Bayerische Motoren Werke, or Bavarian Motor Works in the Queen's tongue. These bikes run on Bavarian smoked cheese, therefore as a nice gift to him get yourself down to Tesco and buy him the biggest 'sausage' of it you can find. Present it to him and announce 'This is to put in your tank' with a smile and a wink. Then politely enquire if he has an equally sized piece to put in your tank. He will most probably smile and nod his head vigerously - this is because he will think you ride a BMW as well. You have bonded.

Let us know how you get on.

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