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| crazymotorbik... |
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| Sparks! |
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 Sparks! Sir Tart-a-lot

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Gyms are shit for contracts. I don't understand why you need to sign 12 month contract, or why they need 3 months to cancel your membership after the first 12 months. I'd happily pay the same I was paying on contract but monthly, if that was the case I'm sure I'd still be there now rather than cancelling membership and not bothering to rejoin as I don't want another 12 month contract!! ____________________ Current Toys: 06 Yamaha WR250F | Nissan 350Z GT | Tech 4 Homes |
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 Visitor Q $25 whore

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Sparks, surely you're not that naive?
Most people have the motivation to go down the gym for one month, maybe two. Getting them to pay for 12 is the only way they stay afloat. At least the big swanky ones.
Join a gypo one like mine (if you can find em). Think they've opened another one. £13 a month and for that you get... well, next to fuck all. But theres equipment, occasional totty and they open the windows if you ask nicely. ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
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| Blue_SV650S |
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This reminds me of the episode of 'Friends' where Chandler (or was it Ross) tried to quit the Gym!!
Sorry, not much help that was it!!  ____________________ The purpose of life is to fight maturity. |
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My gym specifies they may cancel the contract for various reasons, including your general unsavoury behaviour and letting other people use your card.
I was thinking that if they wouldn't play-ball and I wanted to leave, I'd set up a rota of tramps to use my card each day - they get a free shower - maybe even the chance to sit down and beg the pretentious people for 20p and I quite quickly get it cancelled . |
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| G wrote: | My gym specifies they may cancel the contract for various reasons, including your general unsavoury behaviour and letting other people use your card.
I was thinking that if they wouldn't play-ball and I wanted to leave, I'd set up a rota of tramps to use my card each day - they get a free shower - maybe even the chance to sit down and beg the pretentious people for 20p and I quite quickly get it cancelled  . |
I was thinking along the same lines i.e be very lewd to the females, perhaps expose yourself a few times, makes passes at the receptionist, be loud, leary and sweary, 'accidently' break 8 pieces of equipment in a row, take a tuba in with you and play a 'fat mans march' type tune behind the fat people on the treadmills.......the possibilities are endless....
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why dont you go even further and just take a dump in the weights section or something theyll be asking you to leave quicker than you can wipe your arse
speak to them about, make something up about why you cant come again ad why you would wish to stop payment. |
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Hey Shaun quit the gym and you'll never loose that gut.
Cheers
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sign the contract "will i bollocks"
or start a fight..........don't ask  |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 16 years, 209 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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